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Post by SteveB » Fri May 24, 2013 9:06 pm

Most of them attributed to Jamie Hyneman.

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Post by laklak » Fri May 24, 2013 10:08 pm

Possums have 52 teeth, more than any other mammal in North America. When "playing possum" (pretending to be dead) they emit a foul substance from their anal glands that smells like a decaying corpse.
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Post by mistermack » Fri May 24, 2013 10:50 pm

John Cleese should really be John Cheese.

His father was born Cheese, but changed to Cleese because it wasn't posh enough.
Like the name Snooks in reverse. That started off as Sevenoaks, and got shortened to Snooks.
A lot of Snooks have changed back to Sevenoaks, it sounds posher.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri May 24, 2013 10:57 pm

that's cheesy.
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Post by mistermack » Fri May 24, 2013 11:03 pm

An entire neutron star, heavier than our sun, occupies a sphere that is roughly twelve miles across.
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Post by mistermack » Fri May 24, 2013 11:14 pm

Following on from my OP, it's an interesting fact that :

The egg that made you wasn't made just before you were born, like the sperm that made you was.

The egg was made when your mother was an EMBRYO !! My egg was over thirty years old, when it was fertilised !!

So half of me is sixty years old, the other half is more than ninety !
Now that's creepy.
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Post by mistermack » Fri May 24, 2013 11:14 pm

Following on from my OP, it's an interesting fact that :

The egg that made you wasn't made just before you were born, like the sperm that made you was.

The egg was made when your mother was an EMBRYO !! My egg was over thirty years old, when it was fertilised !!

So half of me is sixty years old, the other half is more than ninety !
Now that's creepy.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 24, 2013 11:19 pm

mistermack wrote:If the blubber was as light as you seem to think, they wouldn't be able to dive at all.
How light do think I think it is, Mr. Bolger?
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Post by mistermack » Sat May 25, 2013 10:38 am

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mistermack wrote:If the blubber was as light as you seem to think, they wouldn't be able to dive at all.
How light do think I think it is, Mr. Bolger?
I wish you'd quit your blubbering.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 25, 2013 10:40 am

mistermack wrote:
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mistermack wrote:If the blubber was as light as you seem to think, they wouldn't be able to dive at all.
How light do think I think it is, Mr. Bolger?
I wish you'd quit your blubbering.
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Post by JimC » Sat May 25, 2013 11:11 am

How does a young girl get a hairball?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 25, 2013 11:12 am

JimC wrote:How does a young girl get a hairball?
From licking hairy balls?
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Post by Tero » Sat May 25, 2013 12:28 pm

89% of American retirees are 30lb or more overweight.

And 100% of the ones here at this motel, all eating waffles.

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Post by hadespussercats » Sat May 25, 2013 1:08 pm

JimC wrote:How does a young girl get a hairball?
Lots of girls suck on the ends of their hair as a sort of anxiety tic.
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Post by Rum » Sat May 25, 2013 4:02 pm

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