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A spider does WHAT with his genitals?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 27, 2009 7:45 pm

A spider does what with his genitals?

You probably knew that honeybees typically die after they sting you, as their barbed stingers are torn from their abdomens. But did you know that after mating, some male spiders break off the ends of their palps—the organ used to transfer sperm—inside the female?

That’s right. And afterward, this mutilated “eunuch” will stick around the female’s web and prevent her from shacking up with his competitors.

In a paper in this month’s issue of the journal Evolution, Jonathan Coddington of the Smithsonian Institution, along with colleagues Matjaz Kuntner and Jutta Schneider, studied the evolution of the genitals of males and females in 32 species of Nephilid spiders, including the golden orb weaver (pictured). Whereas most studies of sexual selection have focused on how males compete with each other for dominance and how females pick their mates, spider genitalia tell another side of the story: that the battle of the sexes continues during and, even after sex. Males want to ensure that their sperm—and only their sperm—fertilizes the females’ eggs, while females would like to keep their options open.

The result, Coddington says, is that male and female genitalia have grown increasingly complex over evolutionary time. Males gradually developed hooks, ridges, and twists on their palps as female genitalia transformed from a slit with a straight, short duct to a series of elaborate chambers making them more difficult to “plug".

“Sex is one of the more powerful driving forces behind evolution,” Coddington says, “and it just so happens that spiders have some of the most bizarre sex of animals on Earth.”
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Re: A spider does WHAT with his genitals?

Post by CJ » Wed May 27, 2009 7:51 pm

Another reason to be glad I'm not a spider :shock:

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 27, 2009 9:16 pm

I wonder what made Matjaz Kuntner choose to study reproductive biology? :mrgreen:
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Post by cowiz » Wed May 27, 2009 10:01 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I wonder what made Matjaz Kuntner choose to study reproductive biology? :mrgreen:
Is "Matjaz" another name for a fanny? :dono:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 27, 2009 10:11 pm

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I wonder what made Matjaz Kuntner choose to study reproductive biology? :mrgreen:
Is "Matjaz" another name for a fanny? :dono:
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Post by klr » Wed May 27, 2009 10:14 pm

Do you want to bring the Wrath of Exi down on all of you for derailing another science thread? :shifty:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 27, 2009 10:15 pm

klr wrote:Do you want to bring the Wrath of Exi down on all of you for derailing another science thread? :shifty:
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Post by cowiz » Wed May 27, 2009 10:17 pm

klr wrote:Do you want to bring the Wrath of Exi down on all of you for derailing another science thread? :shifty:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 27, 2009 10:55 pm

It does make you feel glad to be human doesn't it? Imagine if our evolutionary path had meant that we had to leave our dick inside the woman and stand guard over it! :shock:

I wonder if the male spiders grow a new one - or do they just get one shot and that's it?
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Post by Animavore » Wed May 27, 2009 11:34 pm

I'd love to be able to do that.

Would of stopped all those other lads banging my first girlfriend after we broke up :(
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Post by CP » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:59 pm

It's be better if they broke their genitals BEFORE mating and died out.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:01 pm

CP wrote:It's be better if they broke their genitals BEFORE mating and died out.
Fuck spiders.
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