
What is it
What is it
Found this thing in the garden. Anyone know what it is?


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John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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Re: What is it
Your penis?


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Re: What is it
Your ancient bell end.Pensioner wrote:Found this thing in the garden. Anyone know what it is?
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Re: What is it
Beatcha by that much.



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Re: What is it
Mine was more poetic.Bella Fortuna wrote:Beatcha by that much.![]()
He's that senile he didn't notice it breaking off and falling out his trouser leg.

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Probably happened six months ago...Gertie wrote:He's that senile he didn't notice it breaking off and falling out his trouser leg.
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Nah - it would have decomposed. That cock is just old.Bella Fortuna wrote:Probably happened six months ago...Gertie wrote:He's that senile he didn't notice it breaking off and falling out his trouser leg.
Re: What is it
I posted a question on the Serious Stuff Science, Technology & Environment topics and who do I get answers from, a sex starved woman and a paddy.













“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
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it's some kind of wormie thingie??
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Leatherjacket?
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Re: What is it
Thank you mate, I will do a googly thingy, the rest of you can fuck off.Clinton Huxley wrote:Leatherjacket?

“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.
Re: What is it
All you'll get will be pictures of The Fonz.Pensioner wrote:Thank you mate, I will do a googly thingy, the rest of you can fuck off.Clinton Huxley wrote:Leatherjacket?
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Re: What is it
A Caterpillar...the "eyespots" are common adaptations.
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