What is it

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What is it

Post by Pensioner » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:53 pm

Found this thing in the garden. Anyone know what it is?

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“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.

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Re: What is it

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:56 pm

Your penis?






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Re: What is it

Post by devogue » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:56 pm

Pensioner wrote:Found this thing in the garden. Anyone know what it is?

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Your ancient bell end.

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Re: What is it

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:57 pm

Beatcha by that much. :awesome: :hehe:
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Post by devogue » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:58 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Beatcha by that much. :awesome: :hehe:
Mine was more poetic.

He's that senile he didn't notice it breaking off and falling out his trouser leg. :hehe:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:59 pm

Gertie wrote:He's that senile he didn't notice it breaking off and falling out his trouser leg. :hehe:
Probably happened six months ago...
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Re: What is it

Post by devogue » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:01 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gertie wrote:He's that senile he didn't notice it breaking off and falling out his trouser leg. :hehe:
Probably happened six months ago...
Nah - it would have decomposed. That cock is just old.

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Re: What is it

Post by Pensioner » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:08 pm

I posted a question on the Serious Stuff Science, Technology & Environment topics and who do I get answers from, a sex starved woman and a paddy. :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky: :cranky:
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:10 pm

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Re: What is it

Post by kiki5711 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:24 pm

it's some kind of wormie thingie??

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Re: What is it

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:30 pm

Leatherjacket?
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: What is it

Post by devogue » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:34 pm

Is it a very luxurious shit?

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Re: What is it

Post by Pensioner » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:34 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Leatherjacket?
Thank you mate, I will do a googly thingy, the rest of you can fuck off. :biggrin:
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.

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Re: What is it

Post by devogue » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:36 pm

Pensioner wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Leatherjacket?
Thank you mate, I will do a googly thingy, the rest of you can fuck off. :biggrin:
All you'll get will be pictures of The Fonz.

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Re: What is it

Post by GenesForLife » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:54 pm

A Caterpillar...the "eyespots" are common adaptations.

http://www.google.co.in/images?hl=en&q= ... 47&bih=461

Enjoy the gallery :biggrin:

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