Fucking Mouse!!!
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Fucking Mouse!!!
Every time I single click my left button, it performs a double click. Anyone know why my mouse hates me and what to do about it?
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countercheck the settings just in case, but odds are it's just too old and needs to be replaced.
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pawiz wrote:Every time I single click my left button, it performs a double click. Anyone know why my mouse hates me and what to do about it?
Check your mouse settings in your puter.
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Did that.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:pawiz wrote:Every time I single click my left button, it performs a double click. Anyone know why my mouse hates me and what to do about it?
Check your mouse settings in your puter.
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I blame Darwin.
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Give it some cheese.
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Buy a new $3,000 computer. It won't come with a mouse, but you won't even notice the price of a new one. 
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Have you tried switching it off and back on again? Boot it from the 3.5" floppy.pawiz wrote:Every time I single click my left button, it performs a double click. Anyone know why my mouse hates me and what to do about it?
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Did a reboot this morning. Contrary to popular opinion I do not have a "floppy" and it's not 3.5"Thinking Aloud wrote:Have you tried switching it off and back on again? Boot it from the 3.5" floppy.pawiz wrote:Every time I single click my left button, it performs a double click. Anyone know why my mouse hates me and what to do about it?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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That's not what I heard.pawiz wrote:Did a reboot this morning. Contrary to popular opinion I do not have a "floppy" and it's not 3.5"Thinking Aloud wrote:Have you tried switching it off and back on again? Boot it from the 3.5" floppy.pawiz wrote:Every time I single click my left button, it performs a double click. Anyone know why my mouse hates me and what to do about it?
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I said it was popularThinking Aloud wrote:That's not what I heard.pawiz wrote:Did a reboot this morning. Contrary to popular opinion I do not have a "floppy" and it's not 3.5"Thinking Aloud wrote:Have you tried switching it off and back on again? Boot it from the 3.5" floppy.pawiz wrote:Every time I single click my left button, it performs a double click. Anyone know why my mouse hates me and what to do about it?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Logitech by any chance? Mine starts doing that every now and then. I smack it into the desktop a couple of times and shake it about and it stops.
After a while, it will get so frequent that all you can do is bin the thing - unless you fancy taking the micro-switches inside apart, cleaning them and bending the contacts back into shape - thought not!
The trouble is that Logitech mice are pretty good in all other respects - they just seem to have crappy switches in them.
After a while, it will get so frequent that all you can do is bin the thing - unless you fancy taking the micro-switches inside apart, cleaning them and bending the contacts back into shape - thought not!
The trouble is that Logitech mice are pretty good in all other respects - they just seem to have crappy switches in them.
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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Where is Mousy these days anyway? 
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