Christ, or how about another fungus that releases loads of psilocybin and amphetamine into its host? That's still nothing compared to another that appears to have evolved to rely on a virus for its mind control tricks...
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/arc ... ds/545864/How the Zombie Fungus Takes Over Ants’ Bodies to Control Their Minds
The infamous parasite’s methods are more complex and more sinister than anyone suspected.
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/mas ... top-matingThese fungi drug cicadas with psilocybin or amphetamine to make them mate nonstop
The insects keep at it even if chunks of their abdomens fall off
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/arc ... al/565982/Is This Fungus Using a Virus to Control an Animal's Mind?