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Post by piscator » Fri May 29, 2015 4:34 am

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Marxist Caught "Adjusting" His Scope
Mike Hunt, Daily Dickhead News Service

A man was caught adjusting his riflescope on a range in Texas today.
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Authorities say onlookers saw the man with a dime in his hands and his scope's adjustment caps unscrewed. They dialed 911 from a safe place.
Fearing an outbreak of Communism!, police rushed to the scene before the man could make his rifle more accurate or precise....

"We don't allow no so-called "Adjustments" 'round here. Said the Sheriff, "This county has been Republican since Kennedy freed the slaves, and we wudn't elected to tolerate no science in this here county..."


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Going back and "adjusting" climate data from the past is like taking a sniper's rifle which was already zeroed and twiddling the turrets, which makes it LESS accurate, not more accurate.

You've no mathematical basis for that statement. So fuck off.

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Re: Global Climate Change Science News

Post by Seth » Fri May 29, 2015 8:52 pm

piscator wrote:
Seth wrote:
piscator wrote:
Marxist Caught "Adjusting" His Scope
Mike Hunt, Daily Dickhead News Service

A man was caught adjusting his riflescope on a range in Texas today.
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Authorities say onlookers saw the man with a dime in his hands and his scope's adjustment caps unscrewed. They dialed 911 from a safe place.
Fearing an outbreak of Communism!, police rushed to the scene before the man could make his rifle more accurate or precise....

"We don't allow no so-called "Adjustments" 'round here. Said the Sheriff, "This county has been Republican since Kennedy freed the slaves, and we wudn't elected to tolerate no science in this here county..."


...
Going back and "adjusting" climate data from the past is like taking a sniper's rifle which was already zeroed and twiddling the turrets, which makes it LESS accurate, not more accurate.

You've no mathematical basis for that statement. So fuck off.
The climate-data diddlers have no mathematical or rational basis for diddling with the data, so fuck off.
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Re: Global Climate Change Science News

Post by piscator » Fri May 29, 2015 11:00 pm

Don't be a fatuous stupid buffalo fucker. They have every mathematical basis to apply standard methodologies of descriptive and inferential statistics to a dataset. So do you. Get it right or fuck off.

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Post by Seth » Sat May 30, 2015 7:53 am

piscator wrote:Don't be a fatuous stupid buffalo fucker. They have every mathematical basis to apply standard methodologies of descriptive and inferential statistics to a dataset. So do you. Get it right or fuck off.
No they don't because those standard methodologies have already been applied and therefore there is no need to do it again except for the purposes of falsifying the data to make global warming appear more pronounced.

They are lying sacks of shit who are making shit up so that their money-factory won't have to close and put them out of a job. Unfortunately for them, the climate itself isn't cooperating with them, it's showing them to be fatuous liars and cheats.

So you fuck off.
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Post by piscator » Sat May 30, 2015 8:18 am

You're lucky I'm in a good mood...
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Post by Seth » Sat May 30, 2015 5:21 pm

piscator wrote:You're lucky I'm in a good mood...
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I can change that.
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Re: Global Climate Change Science News

Post by Tero » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:16 pm

Not sure why the texts like to use watts per area. Of course it describes a continuous event so it makes sense. In any case, as a chemist, I only relate to Joules or kilojoules. Converter
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Post by Tero » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:29 pm

Birds. Lots of data now available. Adapt or die! (no need to repeat it, Seth).

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John Lawton, Chairman, Yorkshire Wildlife Trust and Vice-President, RSPB

"Climate change is emerging as the biggest threat to nature worldwide and one of the most challenging to understand and address. This book synthesises the state of knowledge on these issues for birds: the best-known wildlife group, and one that can provide insights and solutions for biodiversity more generally. The chapters go beyond the well-documented effects of climate change on phenology to consider the impacts on demography and distributions, and the knock-on effects for ecological communities. Most useful for the conservation community are the chapters synthesising approaches to safeguarding species and important sites under a changing climate, including consideration of the impacts of mitigation measures. Through combining an exhaustive review of the scientific literature, novel insights, helpful summaries, informative graphics and accessible language, this book will be the first one I turn to when wanting to find out more about climate change impacts on birds and the implications for conservation." 
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"Ongoing climate change has already had substantial impacts on the natural world. In birds, it affects the timing of their breeding and migrations, their numbers and distribution patterns. This book provides the most thorough and detailed review of this rapidly expanding research area yet published, and discusses various conservation measures that can be taken to mitigate the increasing impacts of climate change. This book provides not only a thorough review of the main known impacts of climate change on bird populations, but also fresh analyses of the wealth of data now available from around the world. It also provides detailed assessments of measures that might be taken to help birds through this period of dramatic environmental change. The authors ably synthesise known information regarding birds and climate change, undertake new analyses of the data, and assess the conservation measures that might be taken to minimise the effects on bird populations." 
Ian Newton, Emeritus Fellow, Centre for Ecology and Hydrology

"The science is well-explained and if you want to understand how climate change is already affecting birds, and how it will in future, as well as how scientists study these matters, then [this] is a book for you." 
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Re: Global Climate Change Science News

Post by cronus » Sat Jun 13, 2015 7:16 am

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Re: Global Climate Change Science News

Post by mistermack » Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:36 pm

Does anybody give a toss any more about MMGW?

The pope jumping on the bandwagon proves that the bandwagon has stopped.
Everyone else is getting off, as Papa is getting on.

Good old catlicks. Look out for the inquisition. It's probably still going, somewhere.
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Post by Animavore » Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:43 pm

And the price for the post which has nothing to do with anything goes to...
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.

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Post by mistermack » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:25 pm

Animavore wrote:And the price for the post which has nothing to do with anything goes to...
You know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
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Post by Animavore » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:54 pm

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Animavore wrote:And the price for the post which has nothing to do with anything goes to...
You know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
You get another prize for irony.
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Re: Global Climate Change Science News

Post by cronus » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:45 am

http://beta.counterpunch.org/2015/07/03 ... eak-nears/

Methane Outbreak Nears

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) as well as world governments ignores the risks of an ice-free Arctic (Wadhams). Rather, an ice-free Arctic is widely applauded by much of the world as a positive way forward for re-opening of northern shipping routes, new trips for cruise lines, and access to a huge cache of fossil fuels.

According to Professor Peter Wadhams of Cambridge University, an ice-free Arctic with its concomitant methane outbreak potential is scarcely mentioned by the IPCC in its assessment. Evidently, the IPCC does not want to discuss the possibility of major catastrophes.

In truth, an ice-free Arctic tempestuously opens up eons of methane entrapped ever since the last Ice Age. The ramifications are profound.

When the Vatican recently held meetings with leading scientists about climate change in preparation for the Pope’s encyclical of June 2015, one of the invited guest speakers was Professor Peter Wadhams. Assuming that the Pontifical Academy of Sciences listened carefully to his words, they may still be suffering from bouts of sleeplessness.

(continued, be fighting like rats in a hot tin before long....then Ebola and extinction...)

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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:33 am

It was cold last night. Global warming is a hoax!
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