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Re: Evolution from monkeys
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
The video I posted, which no one seems to have bothered watching, shows that not only are we descended from monkeys, we still are monkeys.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
How do you deal with your tail, Ani?Animavore wrote:The video I posted, which no one seems to have bothered watching, shows that not only are we descended from monkeys, we still are monkeys.
Personally, I'm a tailless ape...
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
I have a tail. It's just really, really, really small.JimC wrote:How do you deal with your tail, Ani?Animavore wrote:The video I posted, which no one seems to have bothered watching, shows that not only are we descended from monkeys, we still are monkeys.
Personally, I'm a tailless ape...
The video explains how XC, for instance, is a bit behind the times. In modern phylogenetics humans are classed as monkeys. Some school texts books already teach this standard.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
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XC, do I get properly that your thesis is that we are descended from a prosimian ancestor rather than a proper monkey?
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
All simians are descended from prosimians! But I wasn't looking that far back in time. I was referring to far more recent evolution - that in the Catarrhini clade. A clade containing two, mutually exclusive, monophyletic groups: Old-World Monkeys and Apes (along with others). Thus precluding the evolution of one from the other.Svartalf wrote:XC, do I get properly that your thesis is that we are descended from a prosimian ancestor rather than a proper monkey?
I would be interested in reading any texts you have on the subject, Ani. I suspect that they are similar to the link that Blind Groper posted which used "monkey" in a non-rigorous manner but I am open to persuasion.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
Or you could just watch the video I posted on the previous page.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:All simians are descended from prosimians! But I wasn't looking that far back in time. I was referring to far more recent evolution - that in the Catarrhini clade. A clade containing two, mutually exclusive, monophyletic groups: Old-World Monkeys and Apes (along with others). Thus precluding the evolution of one from the other.Svartalf wrote:XC, do I get properly that your thesis is that we are descended from a prosimian ancestor rather than a proper monkey?
I would be interested in reading any texts you have on the subject, Ani. I suspect that they are similar to the link that Blind Groper posted which used "monkey" in a non-rigorous manner but I am open to persuasion.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
Naming is all over the place, it needs sorting out.
When the public read that humans evolved from apes, which evolved from monkeys, they don't think '' ancestral apes '' or ancestral monkey-like animals ''.
They think of current apes and current monkeys. So if you say that humans evolved from apes, which evolved from monkeys, you are misleading people. How hard can it be to make it clear, by saying monkey-like animal, instead of monkeys etc?
After all, modern monkeys are no closer to the ''monkeys'' that apes evolved from, than we humans are.
When the public read that humans evolved from apes, which evolved from monkeys, they don't think '' ancestral apes '' or ancestral monkey-like animals ''.
They think of current apes and current monkeys. So if you say that humans evolved from apes, which evolved from monkeys, you are misleading people. How hard can it be to make it clear, by saying monkey-like animal, instead of monkeys etc?
After all, modern monkeys are no closer to the ''monkeys'' that apes evolved from, than we humans are.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
Apes evolved from monkeys, not 'monkey-like' animals. Not only that, they never stopped being monkeys, just like they never stopped being mammals. Apes are monkeys and so are humans.
We're also still fish in a way, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
We're also still fish in a way, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
Another article on the topic.
http://evolvingthoughts.net/2012/03/are ... -hominims/
http://evolvingthoughts.net/2012/03/are ... -hominims/
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
This bloke reckons we are fish as well as monkeys. That is what happens when you mix semantics with taxonomy, children.Animavore wrote:Another article on the topic.
http://evolvingthoughts.net/2012/03/are ... -hominims/

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Re: Evolution from monkeys
Yes. Problem?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This bloke reckons we are fish as well as monkeys. That is what happens when you mix semantics with taxonomy, children.Animavore wrote:Another article on the topic.
http://evolvingthoughts.net/2012/03/are ... -hominims/
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Problem is I can't swim too well and am unable to breathe water, so much for being a fish, even though we're both vertebrates.Animavore wrote:Yes. Problem?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This bloke reckons we are fish as well as monkeys. That is what happens when you mix semantics with taxonomy, children.Animavore wrote:Another article on the topic.
http://evolvingthoughts.net/2012/03/are ... -hominims/
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Re: Evolution from monkeys
And when was the exact moment in our evolutionary history we stopped being fish?Svartalf wrote:Problem is I can't swim too well and am unable to breathe water, so much for being a fish, even though we're both vertebrates.Animavore wrote:Yes. Problem?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This bloke reckons we are fish as well as monkeys. That is what happens when you mix semantics with taxonomy, children.Animavore wrote:Another article on the topic.
http://evolvingthoughts.net/2012/03/are ... -hominims/
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