Research: Wealth makes you a douchebag.

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Re: Research: Wealth makes you a douchebag.

Post by JimC » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:00 pm

Gin distilleries around the world would be very, very happy, should I become a wealthy man...
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:27 pm

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:35 pm

I would offer a prize for anyone who could genetically modify a pig to lactate neat rum.
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Re: Research: Wealth makes you a douchebag.

Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:49 am

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I would offer a prize for anyone who could genetically modify a pig to lactate neat rum.
Could such a pig rightfully be said to lactate then, or would a better word be ruminate? :ask:
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Re: Research: Wealth makes you a douchebag.

Post by JimC » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:22 am

Hermit wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I would offer a prize for anyone who could genetically modify a pig to lactate neat rum.
Could such a pig rightfully be said to lactate then, or would a better word be ruminate? :ask:
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Re: Research: Wealth makes you a douchebag.

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:27 pm

See? Issues with the idea already.
It's obvious I need more money.
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