"So relieved it's not cancer"
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lordpasternack
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
The puns - they burn!
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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The Curious Squid
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
After hearing FS's ideas I say let the puns commence!
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Chinaski
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
So much for the championing of science, you lot. Bah.
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
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That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
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The Curious Squid
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
What your suggesting was as far removed from science as faith healing FS, anphibians! C'mon!FrigidSymphony wrote:So much for the championing of science, you lot. Bah.
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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AshtonBlack
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
Post-Human genetic manipulation? Science fiction, for the moment. Not science.FrigidSymphony wrote:So much for the championing of science, you lot. Bah.
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Chinaski
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But I want to breathe underwaterPaco wrote:What your suggesting was as far removed from science as faith healing FS, anphibians! C'mon!FrigidSymphony wrote:So much for the championing of science, you lot. Bah.
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
http://imagegen.last.fm/iTunesFIXED/rec ... mphony.gif[/img2]
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
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The Curious Squid
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
You're not gonna manage it by replacing your lungs with a shrubbery!FrigidSymphony wrote:But I want to breathe underwaterPaco wrote:What your suggesting was as far removed from science as faith healing FS, anphibians! C'mon!FrigidSymphony wrote:So much for the championing of science, you lot. Bah.
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Chinaski
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Symbiosis! Symbiosis, I tells ya! Ni!Paco wrote:You're not gonna manage it by replacing your lungs with a shrubbery!FrigidSymphony wrote:But I want to breathe underwaterPaco wrote:What your suggesting was as far removed from science as faith healing FS, anphibians! C'mon!FrigidSymphony wrote:So much for the championing of science, you lot. Bah.
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
http://imagegen.last.fm/iTunesFIXED/rec ... mphony.gif[/img2]
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
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The Curious Squid
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
Symbiosis doesn't include killing both yourself and your parasitic plant by drowning FS, that's not how oxygen production in the plant world works!FrigidSymphony wrote:Symbiosis! Symbiosis, I tells ya! Ni!Paco wrote:You're not gonna manage it by replacing your lungs with a shrubbery!FrigidSymphony wrote:But I want to breathe underwaterPaco wrote:What your suggesting was as far removed from science as faith healing FS, anphibians! C'mon!FrigidSymphony wrote:So much for the championing of science, you lot. Bah.
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
Now...
I suppose with a LOT of genetic manipulation we could, conceivably, form gill slits on our necks, but it would takes many years, of dodgy experiments.
I suppose with a LOT of genetic manipulation we could, conceivably, form gill slits on our necks, but it would takes many years, of dodgy experiments.
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Ashton Black wrote:"Dogma is the enemy, not religion, per se. Rationality, genuine empathy and intellectual integrity are anathema to dogma."
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Chinaski
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Someday we'll find out how to photosynthesize, you'll see. Someday... 
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
http://imagegen.last.fm/iTunesFIXED/rec ... mphony.gif[/img2]
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.
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AshtonBlack
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Sooner than you think. Artificial photosynthesisFrigidSymphony wrote:Someday we'll find out how to photosynthesize, you'll see. Someday...
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The Curious Squid
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
That's not going to help you breath much though, your body needs so much more oxygen than a plant in your lungs could ever produce.
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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AshtonBlack
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Indeed not, my faux spanish friend, hence the mention of gills.
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Re: "So relieved it's not cancer"
You can actually learn to breathe under water by homeopathy. Just breathe a tiny bit of extremely diluted water every day - boiling a kettle in the next room should work. :hum:
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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