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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by mistermack » Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:16 am

rEvolutionist wrote:On a slightly different topic, are webbed toes and fingers on some people a throw-back to our fish days, or just a fuck up of genetics?
I would say both. It doesn't have to be one or the other.

Every bit of dna that we have comes from our fish days, but a lot of mutations happened along the way. A mutated fish gene is still a throwback to our fish days.

Edit : Except for old bits of virus,, I guess.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:44 am

But the question really is: Is that a bit of fish gene, or is it a random mutation that looks like fish gene. I.e. related to the concept of convergent evolution. If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably a throw-back. But that's a long way to throw back. We haven't been sea creatures for a LONG time.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by mistermack » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:29 am

rEvolutionist wrote:But the question really is: Is that a bit of fish gene, or is it a random mutation that looks like fish gene. I.e. related to the concept of convergent evolution. If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably a throw-back. But that's a long way to throw back. We haven't been sea creatures for a LONG time.
Not true.
We are evolved from an aquatic ape. Some loony once said.
It's just that webbed fingers don't fossilise well.

I would say that, with the sheer quantity of unused dna that we have, webbing of the digits is probably down to old stuff that re-activates once every 10,000 times. Which now and again could prove beneficial.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by JimC » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:36 am

Has there ever been an Olympic swimmer with webbed fingers, I wonder?
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:37 am

Thorpey had flippers, didn't he??
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:58 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Thorpey had flippers, didn't he??
That's just a vicious rumour. Flipper denies everything. They're just good friends with a shared interest in watersports. :tea:
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by Blind groper » Thu Oct 16, 2014 4:51 am

On definitions

There is no exact scientific definition for the word 'monkey' because it is not a scientific term.

You can find exact scientific definitions for proper scientific terms such as simiiformes or catarrhine, but not for 'monkey'. To get a definition for 'monkey' you look in a standard English dictionary, and I have posted several such definitions.

Once you get past the bullshit idea that 'monkey' is scientific, you can realise the reality, that the common ancestor of old world and new world monkeys is, in fact, a monkey. At least according to the definitions for 'monkey' that you actually can get.

Of course, this whole issue is about as mind deadeningly trivial as it is possible to get. But I am finding it fascinating to see how long otherwise intelligent and educated people will cling to a fallacy, once they have already made a stand.

As Dale Carnegie said : "A man convinced against his will remains of the same opinion still."

Xamonas shows this perfectly. I think Xamonas is probably a smart and well educated fellow, but he took a stand early in this thread which was fallaceous. He probably now realises how fallaceous that was, but refuses to back down. Human nature is weird!

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:37 am

the thing is, your point is still boring and pointless. So what if a loose definition of monkey applies the ancestor of NWM and OWM?? Who cares? What amazing point are you actually making? That a non-scientific term can be applied differently than a scientific term?? Wow. Amazing point, that..
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by Hermit » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:49 am

Blind groper wrote:As Dale Carnegie said : "A man convinced against his will remains of the same opinion still."

Xamonas shows this perfectly. I think Xamonas is probably a smart and well educated fellow, but he took a stand early in this thread which was fallaceous. He probably now realises how fallaceous that was, but refuses to back down. Human nature is weird!
XC is not convinced by your argument, nor you by his, so I don't know why you brought the Carnegie quote to the discussion.

What are you arguing anyway? That when the term "monkey" is used colloquially - that is to say unscientifically - we can assert that homo sapiens evolved from monkeys? Well, duh! And what is XC arguing? When the term monkey is used in the (currently) scientific context Homo sapiens did not evolve from monkeys? Well, duh again!

I think you are talking past each other.
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by Blind groper » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:02 am

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There is no scientific context for the word 'monkey'. If a primatologist is publishing a paper in a reputable peer reviewed journal, he or she is not going to talk about 'monkeys' as some kind of descriptive term for a group of primate species.

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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:15 am

Answer our question: What amazing point are you actually making?
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by Hermit » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:47 am

Blind groper wrote:There is no scientific context for the word 'monkey'.
If that's the case, there are no scientific grounds for saying that homo sapiens evolved from monkeys. As rEv reiterated: What is your point?
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by Blind groper » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:09 pm

My initial point was the silliness of atheists arguing against creationists when they claim we did not evolve from monkeys.

However, the point has changed now to the silliness of people who keep arguing a position when they have been proved wrong.

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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:03 pm

Blind groper wrote:My initial point was the silliness of atheists arguing against creationists when they claim we did not evolve from monkeys.

However, the point has changed now to the silliness of people who keep arguing a position when they have been proved wrong.
Silliness that you amply demonstrate every time you post in this thread.

Seriously though, please lay out the killer argument that proved me wrong? I seem to have missed it among the semantic vagueness and logical torsions. :dunno:
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Re: Evolution from monkeys

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:45 pm

Blind groper wrote:My initial point was the silliness of atheists arguing against creationists when they claim we did not evolve from monkeys.
But it's not much of a point. Evolution is a scientifically described process. Mixing in vaguely defined general terms isn't really a very illuminating act. I really think your "point" is basically pointless. How one defines the term "monkey" has no bearing on what we actually evolved from. We evolved from the simiiformes, regardless of how you or anyone defines "monkeys".
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