New Tyrannosaur named 'Pinocchio rex' Disproves Bible

[cronus]

like chimp is a race of gorilla...

.....a french fry is not a english chip. One contains potato and the other a dream of potato.

[Hermit]

I've got a operation coming up, could be my last day of posting for some considerable time, making the most of the distraction value before the guy with the scalpel does his thing.

Brain implant?

I hope all goes well for you.

It's close. I'm having a gromit fitted and inner ear examination, not connected to anything at present. One slip and you'll have to go on without me, until your own cards come up.

Lucky you. No Wallace needed.

I think we are of similar age. Given my lifestyle, past and present, my last hand will probably be dealt to me quite some time before you get yours. You'll pull through. Apart from occasionally removing the wrong kidney or amputating the wrong leg surgeons are pretty competent these days. You are definitely better off than had you lived in an age where your cure consisted of praying to the patron saint of spare gromits.

[mistermack]

Are you addressing him or me?

Him, obviously.

Him at the moment.

He hasn't shown evidence of what the operation is.

[JimC]

Everything disproves god...

[JacksSmirkingRevenge]

God obviously put it there (along with all the other undeniable proof of evolution) to test our faith.

[Hermit]

It's false advertising. How can you possibly describe a wreck that ceased functioning 66 million years ago as new?

[mistermack]

It's false advertising. How can you possibly describe a wreck that ceased functioning 66 million years ago as new?

Don't buy one then. There are new dinosaurs that you can buy. I had two new dinosaur eggs with my breakfast. They were fresh, it said so on the box.

[Hermit]

There are new dinosaurs that you can buy.

That's eggsactly what we did. We bought three brand new miniature dinosaurs for 16 bucks each a few years ago. Here they are, all growed up, on the step of our back door:

[mistermack]

There are new dinosaurs that you can buy.

That's eggsactly what we did. We bought three brand new miniature dinosaurs for 16 bucks each a few years ago.

Sixteen bucks? That's big bucks, but shucks, I suppose you get a lot of clucks for your bucks.

[klr]

I thought all dinosaurs disproved the Bible?