Research: Wealth makes you a douchebag.

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Re: Research: Wealth makes you a douchebag.

Post by laklak » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:46 pm

Of course the peasants are revolting, they stink on ice.
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Post by Sælir » Mon Mar 31, 2014 12:03 am

I am thrilled that I already am a complete cunt.
Now, when I win all of those millions, I will not become one :tea:
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Post by FBM » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:44 am

:lol: They say it never hurts to get an early start.
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Post by laklak » Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:06 am

Well I'm halfway to wealthy.
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Post by Animavore » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:17 pm

Does it make people douchebags, or does it only give people free rein to be the douchebag they've harboured all their lives while living poor with the general populace where being a douchebag would land them a slap and put them back into check?
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:44 pm

Do you suppose there's a homunculus-type douchebag in us all, just waiting to be released?
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Post by Animavore » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:45 pm

FBM wrote:Do you suppose there's a homunculus-type douchebag in us all, just waiting to be released?
Not me. I harbour a world-redeemer.
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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 01, 2014 12:51 pm

Animavore wrote:
FBM wrote:Do you suppose there's a homunculus-type douchebag in us all, just waiting to be released?
Not me. I harbour a world-redeemer.
Me, just a world-reamer. Close enough for gummit work, though, eh?

All seriousness aside, I don't think I would become a douchebag were I to win the lottery. I wouldn't even tell anyone. I'd just ease out of sight with a plausible excuse and carry on without fucking with people at all.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:52 pm

I'd make myself comfortable and then give most of it away to charity.
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Post by laklak » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:01 pm

Me too. Hell, I'd give it all to charity, since charity begins at home and I'd have several fuck-off amazing homes. Get those poor people out of my sight I'm trying to nosh a little beluga here.
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Post by Animavore » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:10 pm

If I won substantial Euromillions I would try my hand at being a nature and science documentary producer (as in I'll front the money, to lazy to actually make them), conservationist, try tap the green market, make an extensive, interactive, online Darwinian tree-of-life with features for professionals and general public alike, and try be all around trendy, friendly multi-millionaire everyone loves.

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Post by FBM » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:25 pm

I think I'd make it my mission to expose how douchebaggy it is to own 10 cars and 5 mansions while kids are still hungry and homeless.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:33 pm

Funnily enough, while delivering pizzas, I found that the local council estates generally tipped much higher than more well-to-do areas of Chester...University students never tipped. At least, not in my experience.
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Post by SteveB » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:48 pm

Animavore wrote:
Because I have a massive empty void inside me which needs a landfill's worth of love to sate.
Dawww! :hugs:
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Post by SteveB » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:51 pm

Speaking of charity. I think I'd set up a trust thingy where all the dividends go to a charity. So it would be a sustainable charity until the world implodes.
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