Substances NOT To Be Messed With ...

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Re: Substances NOT To Be Messed With ...

Post by Tero » Wed May 15, 2013 10:50 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:Somewhere there's a photo of me in a hazmat suit preparing to do some dissolving with HF acid...
HF is already acid. HF acid is like ATM machine.

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Re: Substances NOT To Be Messed With ...

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed May 15, 2013 11:01 am

Tero wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Somewhere there's a photo of me in a hazmat suit preparing to do some dissolving with HF acid...
HF is already acid. HF acid is like ATM machine.
This is true. Sometimes conversation flows better with redundancies thrown in.

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Post by Jason » Wed May 15, 2013 8:11 pm

Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:

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Post by Cormac » Wed May 15, 2013 10:32 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Somewhere there's a photo of me in a hazmat suit preparing to do some dissolving with HF acid...

I just bury them under the patio, like normal people.

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Post by Cormac » Wed May 15, 2013 10:32 pm

Făkünamę wrote:Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:

Dammit, you got there before me.

Mine was funnier though.

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Post by Azathoth » Wed May 15, 2013 10:36 pm

Făkünamę wrote:Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:
Myth, strong bases are much better for dissolving corpse than acids
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Post by JimC » Wed May 15, 2013 10:52 pm

Azathoth wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:
Myth, strong bases are much better for dissolving corpse than acids
True for the flesh...

When the bones remain, then try an acid...
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Post by Cormac » Wed May 15, 2013 10:55 pm

JimC wrote:
Azathoth wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:
Myth, strong bases are much better for dissolving corpse than acids
True for the flesh...

When the bones remain, then try an acid...
Rather than all that palaver with sourcing said chemicals - just build a patio...
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Re: Substances NOT To Be Messed With ...

Post by JimC » Wed May 15, 2013 10:59 pm

Cormac wrote:
JimC wrote:
Azathoth wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:
Myth, strong bases are much better for dissolving corpse than acids
True for the flesh...

When the bones remain, then try an acid...
Rather than all that palaver with sourcing said chemicals - just build a patio...
...Out on the patio we’d sit,
And the humidity we’d breathe,
We’d watch the lightning crack over canefields
Laugh and think, this is Australia
....
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Re: Substances NOT To Be Messed With ...

Post by Cormac » Wed May 15, 2013 11:31 pm

JimC wrote:
Cormac wrote:
JimC wrote:
Azathoth wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:
Myth, strong bases are much better for dissolving corpse than acids
True for the flesh...

When the bones remain, then try an acid...
Rather than all that palaver with sourcing said chemicals - just build a patio...
...Out on the patio we’d sit,
And the humidity we’d breathe,
We’d watch the lightning crack over canefields
Laugh and think, this is Australia
....

... and the corpses of 17.5 backpackers are providing the foundation for my patio...

:dance:





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Re: Substances NOT To Be Messed With ...

Post by Brian Peacock » Wed May 15, 2013 11:45 pm

JimC wrote:
Azathoth wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:
Myth, strong bases are much better for dissolving corpse than acids
True for the flesh...

When the bones remain, then try an acid...
I tried acid once. :tea:
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Post by Seabass » Wed May 15, 2013 11:58 pm

Făkünamę wrote:.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:
Azathoth wrote: strong bases are much better for dissolving corpse than acids
JimC wrote:True for the flesh... When the bones remain, then try an acid...
Cormac wrote:... and the corpses of 17.5 backpackers are providing the foundation for my patio... :dance:
I think we now know where all the missing Ratzes have disappeared to... :nervous:
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Re: Substances NOT To Be Messed With ...

Post by Tero » Thu May 16, 2013 12:03 am

JimC wrote:
Azathoth wrote:
Făkünamę wrote:Hydrofluoric acid is a bitch.. that shit will soak through your skin and dissolve you from the inside out.

.. that being said, it's the best chemical solution for corpse disposal. :tea:
Myth, strong bases are much better for dissolving corpse than acids
True for the flesh...

When the bones remain, then try an acid...
Wow, then you can neutralize the base with the acid! The environmentally friendly serial killer.

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Post by Seth » Thu May 16, 2013 12:05 am

Azathoth wrote:
you run a mixture of oxygen and fluorine through a 700-degree-heating block. "Oh, no you don't," is the common reaction of most chemists to that proposal, ". . .not unless I'm at least a mile away, two miles if I'm downwind."
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Re: Substances NOT To Be Messed With ...

Post by Tyrannical » Thu May 16, 2013 4:10 am

If you've ever read The Anarchist's Cookbook you'd realize why no one is worried about it. Purely a poor amateurish attempt.
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