Wireless Doctors... Sort of.

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Wireless Doctors... Sort of.

Post by Trolldor » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:41 am

http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/mobi ... utostart=0
A Dutch research centre has developed a wireless monitor that allows your organs to send alerts to your mobile phone.

The electrocardiogram-sensor system - called the Body Area Network (BAN) - sends information about your heart's performance, brain and muscle activities to your phone, nanoelectronic research institute Imec said this week.

The data is then processed and sent over the internet to your doctors...
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Re: Wireless Doctors... Sort of.

Post by JimC » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:52 am

It could easily go too far. Soon, all JimC's vital signs, including his blood alcohol level, could be floating around the internet... :nono:

Imagine all the meddicos saying: "I don't understand it, he should be dead..."

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