Can jesus go faster than light?

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Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by colubridae » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:13 pm

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his theory

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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by Animavore » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:13 pm

Jesus is the light.
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by Feck » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:14 pm

Yes but quess who is charge of all the dark matter :demon:
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by Animavore » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:15 pm

There is far more dark matter in the universe than normal, light matter :twisted:
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by colubridae » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:20 pm

Animavore wrote:There is far more dark matter in the universe than normal, light matter :twisted:
I just watched the star-treck movie on DVD...

Fuck they used .... RED matter
That serious...


The only known compensation substance is tampax

Sorry gross...

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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:34 pm

Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.

Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?

I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over. :tea:
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by colubridae » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:41 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.

Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?

I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over. :tea:
I distinctly remember while studying it, that I got the feeling that the fact that c was invariant, meant that logically nothing else could behave in the same way.
i.e. you couldn’t have a hypothetical particle that was invariant but at say 0.5c.

I think it was due to the fact that infinite mass for non-zero rest mass particles ‘fell out’ of the theory.

That being the case anything invariant at .5c would preclude other particles being invariant at c.

By a ‘sort’ of induction only c is allowed to be invariant.


What that means, or whether it’s significant, I have no idea.
Not even sure if it's correct....

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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by tattuchu » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:44 pm

With The Lord, the impossible becomes possible. There. Sorted :tea:
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by Feck » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:47 pm

colubridae wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.

Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?

I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over. :tea:
I distinctly remember while studying it, that I got the feeling that the fact that c was invariant, meant that logically nothing else could behave in the same way.
i.e. you couldn’t have a hypothetical particle that was invariant but at say 0.5c.

I think it was due to the fact that infinite mass for non-zero rest mass particles ‘fell out’ of the theory.

That being the case anything invariant at .5c would preclude other particles being invariant at c.

By a ‘sort’ of induction only c is allowed to be invariant.




What that means, or whether it’s significant, I have no idea.
Not even sure if it's correct....

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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by colubridae » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:50 pm

Feck wrote:
colubridae wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.

Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?

I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over. :tea:
I distinctly remember while studying it, that I got the feeling that the fact that c was invariant, meant that logically nothing else could behave in the same way.
i.e. you couldn’t have a hypothetical particle that was invariant but at say 0.5c.

I think it was due to the fact that infinite mass for non-zero rest mass particles ‘fell out’ of the theory.

That being the case anything invariant at .5c would preclude other particles being invariant at c.

By a ‘sort’ of induction only c is allowed to be invariant.




What that means, or whether it’s significant, I have no idea.
Not even sure if it's correct....

tj
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by Rum » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:00 pm

tattuchu wrote:With The Lord, the impossible becomes possible. There. Sorted :tea:
He who made the law can break the law!

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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:10 pm

colubridae wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Essentially the same question as the old, "Can god make a rock that is too heavy for him to lift?" chestnut.

Can god decree a universal law of nature that even he cannot break?

I'll leave it to the theologians to wank over. :tea:
I distinctly remember while studying it, that I got the feeling that the fact that c was invariant, meant that logically nothing else could behave in the same way.
i.e. you couldn’t have a hypothetical particle that was invariant but at say 0.5c.

I think it was due to the fact that infinite mass for non-zero rest mass particles ‘fell out’ of the theory.

That being the case anything invariant at .5c would preclude other particles being invariant at c.

By a ‘sort’ of induction only c is allowed to be invariant.


What that means, or whether it’s significant, I have no idea.
Not even sure if it's correct....

tj
Sounds right to me.

'Something else' travelling at a constant speed of 0.5c in all frames of reference would have the same effect as light travelling at c does in the Einsteinian model. Light would not be capable of travelling faster than 0,5c in that case, because that would mean that there were frames of reference in which it could arrive before it left, or at exactly the same time! Essentially, light would become the hypothetical, faster-than-light object that is impossible if c is fixed.
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Re: Can jesus go faster than light?

Post by Trolldor » Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:52 pm

Jesus is God, and God don't move because he is everywhere!
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