1. Submit your hypothesis to proper testing. Testimonials, intuitions, personal experience, and "other ways of knowing" don't count.
I've got a Jam doughnut
2. See if you can falsify the hypothesis.
I can. If I gave it to the kids, I wouldn't have a jam doughnut.
3. Try to rule out alternative explanations and confounding factors.
It's not an eclare
4. Report your findings in journal articles submitted to peer review.
I did, but it made the page sticky
5. Allow the scientific community to critique the published evidence and engage in dialogue and debate.
They complained about the sticky pages
6. Withhold judgment until your results can be replicated elsewhere.
Another scientist was also eating a Jam Doughnut
7. Respect the consensus of the majority of the scientific community as to whether your hypothesis is probably
true or false (always allowing for revision based on further evidence).
Wankers told me to fuck off
8. Be willing to follow the evidence and admit you are wrong if that's what the evidence says.
They haven't disproved the fact that I have a Jam doughnut.
Well, a simple Jam Doughnut has blown this game right out of the water, because I never had a jam doughnut.
