When the world goes dark.

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http://zonnews.com/space/2572-nasa-conf ... -2015.html

Sorry about this guys but check your lightbulbs..
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"This Is not a drill, Washington, D.C. – NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness Which starts between November 15 and 29, 2015. The event, according to NASA, Who has been waiting for this pronominal to happen.

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Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the World will remain in complete darkness starting Sunday, November 15, 2015 at 3:00 am and will end on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 4:45 pm. According to officials, (the November blackout will be caused by an Astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter)

Charles Bolden, who was appointed to the head of NASA by President Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House.

According to the report, on October 26, 2015 Venus and Jupiter will engaged in a close parallelism, only being separated by 1 degree. Venus will pass to the South-west of Jupiter, causing Venus to shine 10 times Brighter than Jupiter. The light from Venus will heat up the gases on Jupiter causing a reaction.

The gaseous reaction will release an unprecedented amount of hydrogen into space. The hydrogen gas will make contact with Earth’s Sun at approximately 2:50 am. The amount of hydrogen making contact with the Sun will cause a massive explosion on the Sun’s surface temperature to increase to 9,000 degrees kelvin in an instant.

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Lamest attempt at humourous faux news I have read this year.