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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:27 am
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by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:07 am
Oh really, who gave "birth" to it, Mr Literal Pants?!!

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by Hermit » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:25 am
The universe.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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by JimC » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:31 am
Universal gravitation was the father, and a gas cloud was the mother...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:33 am
It came out of god's cunt, obviously!

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by JimC » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:43 am
god is a hermaphrodite!
In fact, a giant snail the size of a galaxy, that keeps fucking itself!
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by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:50 am
Maybe now you two see the incoherence of trying to refute a concept with semantics?

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:01 am
JimC wrote:god is a hermaphrodite!
In fact, a giant snail the size of a galaxy, that keeps fucking itself!
Who says that god's cunt is actually attached to god in the sense that we understand "attached". It could just be algorithmed to god (using
algorithm in the vague, informal meaning of "stuck to, like shit to the sole of a shoe, that you are not actually wearing at the time").

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:02 am
Fail.

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by JimC » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:31 am
Guys, you are letting philosophy get in the way of a discussion of bizarre sex!
That's not the rationalian way...

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by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:43 am
Well, I've been accused of being a shit debater. My honour is at stake here!

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by cronus » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:49 am
Says it is a simulation. A artists rendition.

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by klr » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:25 pm
Excellent. This is as good a reason as any to fill space with all sorts of telescopic satellites and probes.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:35 pm
Scumple wrote:Says it is a simulation. A artists rendition.

The pictures are. Yes. But the point is that they have data from two points in a star's initial stages - 18 years apart - and are gathering tons more to build up a far better idea of how this kind of shit happens and all the nuts-and-bolts physics of it all. THAT is what's OSSUM - not a bunch of pics - but the REAL science shit.

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing 
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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