Dicks, bollocks and cunts

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Re: Dicks, bollocks and cunts

Post by jamest » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:35 pm

Do gorillas/chimps have more sex than humans?

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Re: Dicks, bollocks and cunts

Post by JimC » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:39 pm

Chimps do, at least, particularly bonobos...
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Re: Dicks, bollocks and cunts

Post by jamest » Thu Mar 19, 2015 10:45 pm

Are you talking about yourself, or humans in general?

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Post by laklak » Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:41 am

It's to remind us of the Snake in the Garden.
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Re: Dicks, bollocks and cunts

Post by mistermack » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:52 am

What always amazes me as well, is the way that animals with tiny brains know EXACTLY what to do when it comes to sex, without any reading, or conversation, or watching others at it.

They just jump on and do it without having to learn anything.

Whereas humans with our huge brains need all sorts of education, and even then, it's a lot of hit-and-miss till we've been at it a while.

I hate to think how long it would take a virgin boy and girl to work out what to do, if they had had no previous knowledge of the subject.

A virgin Stallion, on the other hand, knows what it's for and where to put it. All he needs is a sniff of a mare in season. And May Flies go straight at it as soon as they hatch.
How come we lost that instinctive knowledge?
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Re: Dicks, bollocks and cunts

Post by Scott1328 » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:07 pm

Someone needs to watch Blue Lagoon

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Re: Dicks, bollocks and cunts

Post by laklak » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:53 pm

Dicks and bollocks and cunts. Oh myyyyyy.
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