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Siberia has a hole in it.

Post by Robert_S » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:16 pm

http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/f ... the-world/
The striking puncture in the earth is believed to be up to 80 metres wide but its depth is not estimated yet. A scientific team has been sent to investigate the hole and is due to arrive at the scene on Wednesday.

The cause of its sudden appearance in Yamal - its name means the 'end of the world' in the far north of Siberia - is not yet known, though one scientific claim is that global warming may be to blame.

There is additionally speculation it could be caused by a space object - perhaps a meteorite - striking earth or that it is a sinkhole caused by collapsing rock beneath the hole caused by as yet unknown factors.

The giant hole appeared close to a forest some 30 kilometres from Yamal's biggest gas field Bovanenkovo. Experts are confident that a scientific explanation will be found for it and that it is not - as one web claim suggested - evidence 'of the arrival of a UFO craft' to the planet.

A report and footage highlighted by Zvezda TV says the dark colour of the crater indicates 'some temperature processes', without explaining more what they may mean. Others say that the darkening around the inner rim indicates its formation was accompanied by severe burning scorching the edges.

Some observers believe water or dry soil is seen falling into the cavity
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Re: Siberia has a hole in it.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:05 pm

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Post by laklak » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:07 pm

With what shall we patch it, Svetlana, Svetlana, with what shall we patch it, Svetlana, with what?

With a Tsar Bomba, dear Boris, dear Boris, dear Boris, with a Tsar Bomba dear Boris, dear Boris, a Tsar Bomba.
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Re: Siberia has a hole in it.

Post by klr » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:08 pm

In Soviet Russia, big sink hole swallows YOU.


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laklak wrote:With what shall we patch it, Svetlana, Svetlana, with what shall we patch it, Svetlana, with what?

With a Tsar Bomba, dear Boris, dear Boris, dear Boris, with a Tsar Bomba dear Boris, dear Boris, a Tsar Bomba.
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Post by JimC » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:25 pm

A giant cunt of the Earth Mother!
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:07 pm

Well, Siberia is the arse-end of the world, isn't it? :think:


Edit - Strange images. They kind of look like the hole has fallen in from underneath...but there is what appears to be a certain amount of ejecta around it. :think:

Mysterious.
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Post by klr » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:11 pm

Careful, or you could be sent to you-know-where.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:18 pm

klr wrote:Careful, or you could be sent to you-know-where.
Tibury Jura? Mombassa? I give up. Clue plz? :tea:
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Re: Siberia has a hole in it.

Post by klr » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:22 pm

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klr wrote:Careful, or you could be sent to you-know-where.
Tibury Jura? Mombassa? I give up. Clue plz? :tea:
Timbuktu. Which probably isn't as remote and exotic as it used to be. :tea:
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Post by JimC » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:44 pm

Send him to Coventry! :lay:
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Post by mistermack » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:10 am

Volcanic geyser like they have in Yellowstone, only short lived. It shot it's bolt, and then died.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:14 am

Why isn't scumple all over this? Sounds like portent of doom of some type...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:48 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Why isn't scumple all over this? Sounds like portent of doom of some type...
Maybe he fell down a hole?
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Re: Siberia has a hole in it.

Post by JimC » Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:23 am

I am wholly in agreement with those who suggest a holistic approach to this problem...

Holey Holes, Batman!
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