Thanksiving Dinner themed mafia game at TR

[oblivion]

I'm GMing a holiday themed game starting this weekend.

This is going to be a small game and will start as soon as I have 12 players. Right now I have 9.

Food and mafia. It's perfect!

[Feck]

There won't be celery will there ?

[irretating]

nope... would I lie to you?

[Feck]

###vote Irre####

[oblivion]

is there somthing I should know about celery?

[irretating]

Yeah. Feck love it. Has a thing for it.

[Feck]

is there somthing I should know about celery?

It sprouts from the devils own anus and poisons everything it touches ,there is a global conspiracy to put it in every stock ,sauce or recipe .

[oblivion]

I would avoid the turkey stuffing, then.

[Feck]

I would avoid the turkey stuffing, then.

See what I mean Obviously Sage and onion wouldn't taste good without Celery

I blame the French in particular that wanker Escoffier .

[oblivion]

onion, bell pepper and celery are the cajun trinity. though to me, the three vegetables which absolutely must be present in cajun cuisine are onion, bell pepper and garlic.

[irretating]

^ stop placating feck, he needs to face his celery phobia once and for all

[oblivion]

are you kidding? if feck will come play my game I'll banish celery from the mafia kitchen.

[irretating]

just tell him teeth won't be playing, that should do the trick

[Animavore]

So is this game going to revolve around whitey stealing land from the injuns and killing them with small pox ridden blankets?

[Contrapposto]

No,no...It's the shameless promoting of a healthy balanced diet.
I can totally see this now...

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

You are the Celery Stalk.

Your job is to find and destroy the Hater Of All Things Crunchy
You win when the Vegetables win.