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Post by Azathoth » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:41 pm

The Computer is your friend.
The Computer wants you to be happy.
Happiness is mandatory.
Failure to be happy is treason.
Treason is punishable by summary execution.


All infra-red to yellow clearance citizens in sector Ter report to briefing room Vauxhall Delta at 4200 hours. Attendance is purely voluntary. Non-attendees should report to the chief re-education officer in the happiness facility.
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Post by cowiz » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:42 pm

I'm in. although I have no fucking clue what I'm in for
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Post by Animavore » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:43 pm

pawiz wrote:I'm in. although I have no fucking clue what I'm in for
Excellent :twisted:

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Post by Azathoth » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:43 pm

Your prompt attendance has been noticed. Stand by for further instruction
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:43 pm

Go on then... seeing as it's Paranoia. :biggrin:
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Post by cowiz » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:44 pm

Animavore wrote:
pawiz wrote:I'm in. although I have no fucking clue what I'm in for
Excellent :twisted:

I'm in like Flynn.
Infamy, infamy, in think he's got it in for me
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:44 pm

I'm not in, but I just had to express my utter befuddlement of all these things... Guess I'll never be one of the cool kids... :cry:
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Post by cowiz » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:45 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not in, but I just had to express my utter befuddlement of all these things... Guess I'll never be one of the cool kids... :cry:
No, but you are out, and you shake it all about...
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:45 pm

pawiz wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not in, but I just had to express my utter befuddlement of all these things... Guess I'll never be one of the cool kids... :cry:
No, but you are out, and you shake it all about...
That's what it's all about. :levi:
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Post by cowiz » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:46 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
pawiz wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not in, but I just had to express my utter befuddlement of all these things... Guess I'll never be one of the cool kids... :cry:
No, but you are out, and you shake it all about...
That's what it's all about. :levi:
I bet I could get my left leg in....
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Post by Azathoth » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:50 pm

Could the citizens in the briefing room clarify their reasons for making unusual movements. Communists have been know to use such to identify themselves to each other
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Post by lofuji » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:52 pm

I'm pretty sick at the moment, so I know I'm going to regret this, but anything but the happiness facility. That sounds really awful, worse than bloody swine flu. Count me in.
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That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [
Macbeth]

It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [
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Post by lofuji » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:55 pm

I'm sick. And I'm a communist anyway, so shoot me if you've got the balls.
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [
Macbeth]

It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [
BH (Calcutta), failed]

Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. [
Freewheelin' Franklin]

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Post by oblivion » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:57 pm

In.

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by virphen » Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:58 pm

I'll sit this one out, but XC has been promising to play "next time" for weeks now, so bully him into it.

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