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Computer, my identiy number is 65465. I am a happy citizen.
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Your attendance has been registered citizen Ksen
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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NOTICE TO CITIZENS
For this mission the timing circuit for your habitat will be set to Green Witch Meme Time. Instead of the standard 100 unit daycycles your habitat will be set to the ancient 24 unit method. Work cyles will run from 1200 to 2400 and sleep cycles will run from 2400 to 1200. Individual assignments will be sent out within the next GWMT day cycle. Be happy. The computer is your friend
For this mission the timing circuit for your habitat will be set to Green Witch Meme Time. Instead of the standard 100 unit daycycles your habitat will be set to the ancient 24 unit method. Work cyles will run from 1200 to 2400 and sleep cycles will run from 2400 to 1200. Individual assignments will be sent out within the next GWMT day cycle. Be happy. The computer is your friend
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.
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I have no clue what I am doing
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Is this the non-sequitur thread?pawiz wrote:I have no clue what I am doing
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Happiness is mandatory, report to your nearest med dispenser DP. If symptoms persist report to the soylent level. Pawiz, the computer is your friend the computer will guide you
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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You suck up.RappingAgnostic wrote:I love the computer.
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Are you trying to say that loving the computer is a bad thing? Are you perhaps.....a Commie?irreligionist wrote:You suck up.RappingAgnostic wrote:I love the computer.
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Have we started yet?
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*Crushes 4 prozac and snorts them*Ghatanothoa wrote:Happiness is mandatory, report to your nearest med dispenser DP. If symptoms persist report to the soylent level. Pawiz, the computer is your friend the computer will guide you
Computer, I just want you to know, I love you.
I mean, really love you, I want to attach my dongle to your port and download everything I have to offer into you.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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The Computer is a 486 obviously
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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A termination drone hovers in and bisects Feck neatly with a large rotating blade
Friend computer is the pinnacle of machine technology. Any suggestions otherwise are treasonous
A door at the back of the room opens to admit Feck2, still dripping slime from the growing vat
Friend computer is the pinnacle of machine technology. Any suggestions otherwise are treasonous
A door at the back of the room opens to admit Feck2, still dripping slime from the growing vat
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);
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