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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:21 pm

Computer, my identiy number is 65465. I am a happy citizen.

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Azathoth » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:25 pm

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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Azathoth » Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:06 pm

NOTICE TO CITIZENS
For this mission the timing circuit for your habitat will be set to Green Witch Meme Time. Instead of the standard 100 unit daycycles your habitat will be set to the ancient 24 unit method. Work cyles will run from 1200 to 2400 and sleep cycles will run from 2400 to 1200. Individual assignments will be sent out within the next GWMT day cycle. Be happy. The computer is your friend
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Don't Panic » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:58 pm

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by cowiz » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:00 pm

I have no clue what I am doing :dono:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:02 pm

pawiz wrote:I have no clue what I am doing :dono:
Is this the non-sequitur thread? :whisper:
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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Azathoth » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:37 pm

Happiness is mandatory, report to your nearest med dispenser DP. If symptoms persist report to the soylent level. Pawiz, the computer is your friend the computer will guide you
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by RappingAgnostic » Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:49 pm

I love the computer. :D

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by irreligionist » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:05 am

RappingAgnostic wrote:I love the computer. :D
You suck up. :biggrin:

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by RappingAgnostic » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:16 am

irreligionist wrote:
RappingAgnostic wrote:I love the computer. :D
You suck up. :biggrin:
Are you trying to say that loving the computer is a bad thing? Are you perhaps.....a Commie? :ask:

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Miss Anne Thrope » Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:33 am

Have we started yet?
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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Don't Panic » Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:02 am

Ghatanothoa wrote:Happiness is mandatory, report to your nearest med dispenser DP. If symptoms persist report to the soylent level. Pawiz, the computer is your friend the computer will guide you
*Crushes 4 prozac and snorts them* :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Computer, I just want you to know, I love you. :qoti:


I mean, really love you, I want to attach my dongle to your port and download everything I have to offer into you. :flowers:
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Azathoth » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:05 pm

Mission briefings are still being sent out. Please wait patiently

Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Feck » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:17 pm

The Computer is a 486 obviously :mrgreen:
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Re: Paranioa mafia game signup

Post by Azathoth » Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:22 pm

A termination drone hovers in and bisects Feck neatly with a large rotating blade

Friend computer is the pinnacle of machine technology. Any suggestions otherwise are treasonous

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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis 
   $str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);

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