LOLCAT Mafia Game Thread

[Animavore]

I take it your hit failed Lion?
Who did Twink protect last night?

[J.A.Poisson]

What's your night action ani?

Eh? I don't have one.

Liar.

Vote animavore

[Animavore]

What's your night action ani?

Eh? I don't have one.

Liar.

Vote animavore

You have no reason to do that. Why are you out to get me?

[Lion IRC]

Could someone please show me the post from (from Oblivion if possible) in which it is explained how Tigger is back among the living and Ghatanothoa is deceased
Thanks - Lion (IRC)

[J.A.Poisson]

What's your night action ani?

Eh? I don't have one.

Liar.

Vote animavore

You have no reason to do that.

Your basket was empty all night, but you claim you have no night action. So yes I do have reason.

Why are you out to get me?

Because you're scum, and that's the point of the game.

[Animavore]

Your basket was empty all night, but you claim you have no night action. So yes I do have reason.

Not sure why it was empty.
I'm Racecar Kitteh. My only ability is that I'm hard to catch. The first night attack on me will fail.

[Lion IRC]

I was the 4th to vote for DP. Actually, I was the 2nd one chronologically.

WTF? Why? That didn't make any sense for you to do that. Oh. NVM. You can't talk game right now.

I wanted Normal to be lynched!!!!!!

It is a bit odd he voted for DP at the end but I'd still consider Ghat and Mant as scum. I think Normal just went along with the crowd as usual on that one. It's rare for there to be 2 scum on a Mason type team.

Durro stuffed up. (I know! I shall call him kohai from now on) He should have seen my lead and voted to lynch Normal.

Lion (IRC)

[normal]

I was the 4th to vote for DP. Actually, I was the 2nd one chronologically.

WTF? Why? That didn't make any sense for you to do that. Oh. NVM. You can't talk game right now.

I wanted Normal to be lynched!!!!!!

It is a bit odd he voted for DP at the end but I'd still consider Ghat and Mant as scum. I think Normal just went along with the crowd as usual on that one. It's rare for there to be 2 scum on a Mason type team.

Durro stuffed up. (I know! I shall call him kohai from now on) He should have seen my lead and voted to lynch Normal.

Lion (IRC)

What, the, fuck. Your post trying to frame me contains the dumbest reasons I have ever seen for lynching someone. Especially someone who above all is innocent, and is known (almost certainly) by most of the other members to be innocent.

I think you insult Oblivion with this as well, since you imply he has constructed the stupidest mafia game ever where TWO members of the mason group were bad. Then the mason group would be all, but totally useless. I think you should read through the Mephisto/Normal related posts again, and start thinking. We need to eliminate the (possibly) last scum, not go on witch hunts.

And why the hell would you go after me anyway? You were kindly asked to go for Mantis. This erratic and highly unfounded finger pointing is really making me angry! Start doing some good!

Look now, for instance. JA has a lead on Animavore. Even though it's just a clue that he didn't stay in bed, it's still tonnes of more evidence than you have for me. I think we should focus a bit, and start thinking.

[Animavore]

Fuck it.
I'm going to come clean because it's impossible for me to win now with JA being invincible at night (it was me tried kill him) and not likely to be lynched unless scum can get a lynch bloc.
I am the serial killer.

You are Angry Cat and you are the serial killer. You view as town. You can target one player per night to eliminate. You win when all other players have been eliminated.

Instead of lynching me let's work together. I'll be like fucking Dexter.

Here's the deal. 3 people voted for DP yesterday (well 4 but one is dead. I killed him :twisted: ) Normal, Ghat and Mant.
Let's err on the side of caution and kill all 3 in the next 24 hours. Lynch one today. Lion and I go for one tonight (the Mafia can only kill one of us) then lynch the other one tomorrow.
It's fool proof.

[Animavore]

You can then do with me as you will after that.

[Animavore]

I'm going to vote Ghat. Lion, JA and Normal, if you are town, should do likewise. Kill Mantis tonight and lynch Normal tomorrow if the game is not already won.

Vote Ghat/Tigger.

[Animavore]

Lion. Who did you target last night?

[Animavore]

I'm going for a walk. Just in case I end up in the pub and aren't seen again today I urge you to go with my plan. I already sent in my kill for tonight in case I'm not back.

Death Wish 6.

Sent: Sat May 01, 2010 9:56 am
From: Animavore
To: oblivion

I want to see a praying Mantis. :twisted:


Make it happen.

(that time seems to be an hour off )

Seriously, my plan makes sense. Go with it.

[Animavore]

I've been thinking about this since I went for a walk (I managed to steer away from the pub).
Lion, I'm going for Mantis tonight. Go for higgs2. Which ever of them is alive in the morning we lynch. Leave Normal on the back burner. The very worst that can happen with this plan is Normal and JA Poisson are left in stale-mate on the last day. JA can't be killed by scum at night and they will just vote for each other.
Normal, JA and Lion; vote Ghat, like me<Any of you that don't go along with this plan should be viewed as scum and lynched immediately.

Ghat, Mantis and Higgs2. If you're innocent don't take it personally. Remember that when town win you win with them. Your sacrifice is duly noted.
I'm afraid the game is out of your hands now. Any protest against the plan and you will be viewed as scum. If you try to vote Ghat today as if to prove your innocence it's not going to work. You're fucking dead.

Lion. Let's get kill happy on these fuckers.


I fucking love this role. I'm God. GOD I tell you. I say who lives and who dies. It's fucking game over man. Game fucking over.

[J.A.Poisson]

lmao.

Deal, but we should go for mantis first. He's the next most scummy, and ghat has been mostly cleared. unvote vote mantis. You and lion can kill higgs and ghat overnight