Alpha Complex (players only)
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I accuse pawiz, he's clearly a mutant.
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An unmarked black van pulls up and disgorges a squad of Internal Security officers
CITIZEN PAWIZ!
Friend computer has recieved numerous reports of your admission of mutation. We are from the Foundation of Unscrupulous Cold-hearted Killers. You have been found guilty of being an Outlawed Freedom Fighter and will be subject to Termination With Agonising Torture. Your remaining clones will also be terminated as there is obviously a flaw in the genetics.
Several other citizens did not inform on a CMT today and will have their active clone terminated. The next clone in their six pack will be activated to replace them.
Non-credo
Pappa
Cookiejon
Miss Anne Thrope
Ksen
Sifaka
Lofuji
The offenders are loaded into the van which speeds away, sirens blaring
It is now the sleep cycle.
Pawiz was a controller in the Psion (pro-mutant) secret society. He had the ability to recruit one member per day and had a win condition of recruiting all citizens to Psion
CITIZEN PAWIZ!
Friend computer has recieved numerous reports of your admission of mutation. We are from the Foundation of Unscrupulous Cold-hearted Killers. You have been found guilty of being an Outlawed Freedom Fighter and will be subject to Termination With Agonising Torture. Your remaining clones will also be terminated as there is obviously a flaw in the genetics.
Several other citizens did not inform on a CMT today and will have their active clone terminated. The next clone in their six pack will be activated to replace them.
Non-credo
Pappa
Cookiejon
Miss Anne Thrope
Ksen
Sifaka
Lofuji
The offenders are loaded into the van which speeds away, sirens blaring
It is now the sleep cycle.
Pawiz was a controller in the Psion (pro-mutant) secret society. He had the ability to recruit one member per day and had a win condition of recruiting all citizens to Psion
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Appeal for clemency:
This announcement appeared on my monitor timed at 04:24, 14 March 2010.
Happiness reigns.
This announcement appeared on my monitor timed at 04:24, 14 March 2010.
I therefore thought the first work cycle would begin today (15 March). I made a mistake but trust the computer to make an appropriately wise decision.Ghatanothoa wrote:The first work cycle will begin at 1200GMT tomorrow.
Happiness reigns.
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
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The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [Macbeth]
It am wicked to mock the afflicted. [BH (Calcutta), failed]
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope. [Freewheelin' Franklin]
personal blog: the view from fanling [stories about Hong Kong and any other shite I can think up]
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Ignorance is no excuse. Your replacement clone should be more diligent in following directives
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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The computer knows best, and I trust it to forever guide me. I will dream about it tonight.
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lofuji wrote:Appeal for clemency:
This announcement appeared on my monitor timed at 04:24, 14 March 2010.I therefore thought the first work cycle would begin today (15 March).Ghatanothoa wrote:The first work cycle will begin at 1200GMT tomorrow.
Are you suggesting Computer's announcements are not clear enough?
I find the mere notion absurd; computer is perfect. Therefore, you are either defective, or subversive (which also means you're defective, of course')
Are you harboring any other doubts about Computers efficacy?
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I don't think we should be spending so much time in the service corridor. It is a known blind spot for the computer, and we have nothing to hide, do we?
Computer? AshtonBlack, DP and Rappingagnostic were all part of the murder of a maintenance worker in the service corridor yesterday. I saw the whole thing. The worker looked a bit like a mutant, but I thought you should know.
Computer? AshtonBlack, DP and Rappingagnostic were all part of the murder of a maintenance worker in the service corridor yesterday. I saw the whole thing. The worker looked a bit like a mutant, but I thought you should know.
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Computer, Normal is correct on all counts, including that the maintenence workers appeared to be a dangerous mutant traitor. Our actions were taken in defence of the computer and all citizens.Normal wrote:I don't think we should be spending so much time in the service corridor. It is a known blind spot for the computer, and we have nothing to hide, do we?
Computer? AshtonBlack, DP and Rappingagnostic were all part of the murder of a maintenance worker in the service corridor yesterday. I saw the whole thing. The worker looked a bit like a mutant, but I thought you should know.
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What are you people doing up after curfew?
Computer these people are creating a disturbance and keeping me awake.
Computer these people are creating a disturbance and keeping me awake.
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A sewerage worker was reported missing. All citizens involved in his termination report to the algae station for extra rations. He was scheduled for pickup by Internal Security. Friend computer rewards those who save resources
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Thank you computer, we exist only to serve you.Ghatanothoa wrote:A sewerage worker was reported missing. All citizens involved in his termination report to the algae station for extra rations. He was scheduled for pickup by Internal Security. Friend computer rewards those who save resources
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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The lights flare up to brightness as the work cycle begins. As you come out of your habitations you see a scene of carnage. The mangled, torn apart corpse of Citizen Animavore lies broken on the floor. His prehensile tail torn off and stuffed down his throat. Daubed across the wall in blood is his epitaph. FILFY MOOTANT SKUM
Also on the floor is the body of citizen AshtonBlack. He has been killed by a single bullet to the back of the head. On his corpse lies a card Free Enterprise, he sleeps in the fishmongers
AshtonBlack was a Commie mutant traitor
Animavore was a Free Enterprise pickpocket
Also on the floor is the body of citizen AshtonBlack. He has been killed by a single bullet to the back of the head. On his corpse lies a card Free Enterprise, he sleeps in the fishmongers
AshtonBlack was a Commie mutant traitor
Animavore was a Free Enterprise pickpocket
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Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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No time for sleep. We must remain ever vigilant to purge the commie mutantsAnimavore wrote:What are you people doing up after curfew?
Computer these people are creating a disturbance and keeping me awake.
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So, Animavore was mutant and killed.
And Ashton was shot. What was ashton?
And Ashton was shot. What was ashton?
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