LOLCAT Mafia Game Thread

[oblivion]

Day 4

This morning you wake up and take inventory. At first you think that the night has been uneventful, but off in a corner of the happy cathouse you find an empty basket. It belonged to Owtth. Though empty, it smells only of catnip. You hear the distant slam of the front door.



Owtth was Missonary Cat, and was vanilla town.

Twinkie is your mayor and has an extra .5 vote for tie-breaking.

Among the Living:
1. Normal
2. Feck
3. DP
5. Blip
9. redial
11. Twinkie
14. higgs2
16. MantisDreamz
17. Lion IRC
18. Durro
19. Mephistopheles
20. Animavore
21. Tigger
23. J.A.Poisson

Deceased
8. virphen - vanilla town
22. CookieJon - town bus driver
6. Ghatanothoa - vanilla town
4. AshtonBlack - town itteh bitteh kitteh committeh
13. RappingAgnostic - scum role-blocker
12. Witticism - vanilla town
15. Skinny Puppy - town itteh bitteh kitteh committeh
10. sifaka - vanilla town
7. owtth - vanilla town

Day 4 will end in 16 hours.

[irretating]

The vigilante took out Owtth?

[Lion IRC]

Yep.
Did you see that guys lack of interest in the game?
Lion (IRC)

[irretating]

Yep.
Did you see that guys lack of interest in the game?
Lion (IRC)

So? You place complete trust (and choose to be a puppet of) in someone who has acted like scum all game.

You've taken out three town cats in a row? Are you starting to wonder about your judgement?

[Lion IRC]

Yep.
Did you see that guys lack of interest in the game?
Lion (IRC)

So? You place complete trust (and choose to be a puppet of) in someone who has acted like scum all game.

You've taken out three town cats in a row? Are you starting to wonder about your judgement?

Hi Twinkie,
What judgement is that?
I got nothing else to go on.
If Owtth had wanted to tell people he was innocent he should have spoken up.
My theory is that in a game where we can't PM and they can we have to speak UP.
Sure, laying your ammo on the table lets the enemy know what you do and dont have.
But it also make the enemy more PREDICTABLE.
Lion (IRC)

[irretating]

You don't seem to know who the enemy ARE (assuming you are playing for town in this game).

vote durro

[Mephistopheles]

Oh YES I'm not dead. I was nearly shitting myself with anxiety. I couldn't explain everything fully before day ended, but me and Normal are the last of the Kitteh Committeh. I started looking at people who didn't strike me as suspicious, and--I think it was Lion who said it?--the idea came up that someone on the Committeh would probably be scum. Like Feck pointed out, I wasn't sure exactly how diarrhea could last for so long and be so debilitating to the game. Then I realized that we had two Committeh members dead and one of them dead by the serial killer first night. If I were the serial killer, I'd try to start taking out Committeh members--people I know--pronto because the only way I can win is by bringing down the scum to town ratio two a point where town doesn't win but mafia doesn't have advantage, and the Committeh are known town members (easiest targets as long as they don't come out), and will probably be the most cohesive force against killing off mafia--which again, an independent killer doesn't want in excess, especially later in the game. I could try to sway their vote, but I'm only one in four. So I'd pick off one of them first night to make the job easier later. If I picked off the second one second night, the last one would squeal on me and I'd be dead, so I'd wait a night or two to make it seem more random. But WHAT LUCK! Someone else killed off another one night two. Now, all I need to do is kill off the last member before he starts to suspect I'm the serial killer and voila no one will ever know that there were originally four Committeh members.

Which is why I had to come out. I almost realized too late that he could quietly have picked me off tonight and no one would have been the wiser.

I could be wrong, and that we're both vanilla town and oblivion's just told us that we don't know who everyone's alliance is to mindfuck us all, but I didn't want to take that chance and be another dead town kitteh without being able to point the finger at my killer.

Also, I don't trust Durro anymore. I honestly thought that he was being honest about everything, but whoever made the point about him being don has grown on me since I've started reanalyzing everyone, and it seems like every vote he's led us in has brought the scum closer and closer to winning.

Vote Durro

[Lion IRC]

Oblivion didnt make clear whether the mafia tried to eliminate any of us but I assume they tried to take out whoever they thought would not be protected.
They guessed wrong.
Guesss what would have happened if the person with the cloak of invisibility and the vigilante had NOT known the identity of each other.
I shudder to think that there might be anther innocent role player we dont know about who could have made a difference rather than laying low.
Lion (IRC)

[Redial]

i'm really starting to distrust Durro....like majorly....I think he's decieving us, I thought he was innocent, but something about him just isn't adding up...

Vote Durro

[irretating]

Oblivion didnt make clear whether the mafia tried to eliminate any of us but I assume they tried to take out whoever they thought would not be protected.
They guessed wrong.
Guesss what would have happened if the person with the cloak of invisibility and the vigilante had NOT known the identity of each other.
I shudder to think that there might be anther innocent role player we dont know about who could have made a difference rather than laying low.
Lion (IRC)

What happened yesterday was NOT clever.

1) You arbitrarily announce some cartel (which includes scum as the person you are 'following')
2) You and durro start a lynch vote for me which, had I not announced my role, would have resulted in my being lynched yesterday
3) The seer and vigilante announce themselves, meaning that the missed hit last night ensures a special role hit for scum tonight
4) You blindly follow the lead of durro's lynch vote for sifaka (which he made out to be tit-for-tat but actually he knew he was getting an innocent lynched.. again..) and others just as blindly follow.

[Redial]

[Redial]

it better work this time....

[Redial]

fuck it

[irretating]

use 'preview' before you post it

[Redial]