LOLCAT Mafia Game Thread

[Mephistopheles]

Good morning everyone!

It seems I'm the only one still voting owtth, but I want to make myself useful. I still can't decide between Skinny and RA. I promise I'll try to make a decision before nightfall. Lemme read through the thread and see if I get any ideas.

[Mephistopheles]

On an unrelated note, RA has 777 posts.

[Skinny Puppy]

I want to speak now peeps while I still have the opportunity to do so.

I believe at the end of this round that RappingAgnostic will be shown to be mafia. While that won’t prove Durro’s innocence, I believe that Durro has been honest and open with us and I trust him.

However, I’ve opened my big mouth far too many times and I’m almost certain that tonight I’ll be on the mafia hit list. I doubt that I’ll be alive when I get up tomorrow morning. Once I’m dead I can make silly little comments, but I obviously won’t be able to say anything that could influence the game. So I’ll speak now while I’m still in the game.

If I’m dead in the AM, so be it, I win as long as my team wins regardless of whether I personally die or not. Now my point...

If I am dead in the AM, keep a very, very close eye on Witti. I find that his behaviour is really suspect. I know he has reasons for being absent, but they didn’t prevent him from coming in here and putting a nail into Durro’s coffin.

It’s still early in the AM in Australia and Witti may come here before the end of this round and change his vote. If he does, that is suspect too. He may do that to take the heat off of himself and hope that we buy into it.

If I’m correct (as I said before, I don’t have a crystal ball) I’ve implicated two potential mafia members, that makes me a marked man and this will most likely be my last playable round.


Remember too, we voted him for mayor when we had no idea of who was who. I personally voted for him simply because he’s the ‘King of the Lolcats’. All of us I believe voted for whomever, but we had absolutely no idea of their innocence or guilt.

From the beginning of this game I’ve been open and honest with all of you. I know that speaking out makes one look very suspicious, but I don’t give a rat’s ass about that. While none of you can know for certain, I am truly an innocent and therefore I’m willing to die at the hands of the mafia because I’ve spoken out against them and have tried to hunt them down. That’s okay by me; my fear has been that we lynch an innocent.... yes even me because that’s a total waste of a lynch.

We did that with Virphen and that was our loss. Dying at the hands of the mafia is fine and that’s the name of the game, dying at our own hands is foolhardy.

I wish I could undo what I did to Virphen, but I can’t. I did act in all honesty, and since it was so early in the game, I had to work with little to no evidence and (unfortunately) used gut feelings.

It’s too late now, but had Virphen not voted for himself, I may have had second thoughts. The main thing is that we learn through experience. I led the charge towards implicating Virphen, and when another game starts, we’ll know that voting for oneself can/may look very suspect.

As a last request, if I am indeed slated to bite the bullet before dawns early light, remember my words... keep a keen eye on Witti.

[Mephistopheles]

Okay, so after having read over it, I do honestly think that RA is the more suspect. Barely. I just feel more confident voting against RA than Skinny. Maybe Skinny's in a similar situation as Durro, idk, but everything RA has said has struck me as insincere. So, despite the fact that I'm only adding to a "block vote" or whatever, I can't in good conscience vote against Skinny when the thought of RA being scum--quite honestly--scares the shit out of me. Witticism is also at the top of my list, but I want my vote to actually mean something this time. Maybe if there's enough time and people vote for Witticism I'll switch.

So...........I'm going to have to vote Rappingagnostic

[J.A.Poisson]

This silence is starting to spook me.

[irretating]

What is spooking me is that some players are writing about how they know player x or y IRL and so this gives some additional insight into whether they are innocent or guilty when it does nothing of the sort. And the 'I've been nothing but sincere so you have to trust me' is more the sort of thing scum would say.

There is a scum alliance showing, clear as day. Hint: they are all sounding the same.

[J.A.Poisson]

What is spooking me is that some players are writing about how they know player x or y IRL and so this gives some additional insight into whether they are innocent or guilty when it does nothing of the sort. And the 'I've been nothing but sincere so you have to trust me' is more the sort of thing scum would say.

Yeah, that stuff is annoying and irrelevant. Being new here I just figured it was local tradition and ignored it.

[oblivion]

Current vote count:
RappingAgnostic - 7
Durro - 3
Owtth - 1
Skinny Puppy - 1

Game day ends in 30 minutes.

[normal]

I'm still sick with sonic diarrhea, so I don't even have the stamina to read the game thread in full yet. But now I stop by to have a cursory glance. Hopefully I can be back and ready for action tomorrow.

I'm surprised (and glad) you haven't gone for the "he's been very quiet, and people who are very quiet are scum" line of reasoning against me yet.

I know this vote is pretty useless now, but just to let you know I'm here:

Vote RappingAgnostic

If he turns out to be innocent I think the other guys who have votes on them look suspicious. Especially Durro. (but this is without reading the thread in full)

[oblivion]

NIGHTFALL

RappingAgnostic hisses and bares his claws as you descend with the rolled up newspaper, but the spraybottle of water proves persuasive. Out he goes into the really, really big blue room with the lush green carpet on the other side of the door. You catch just a whiff of sulfur before you slam the front door behind him.



RappingAgnostic was Feather Toy, and was the scum role-blocker.

Night actions are due in 7.5 hours. Game Day 3 starts in 8 hours. Please don't post in this thread again until I start Day 3.

[sifaka]

Sifaka is a little suspect to me.

WTF!!!! Why?????

I wanted to lynch you last night because of your accusations against me, and of course because you got Virphen lynched.
But, then I took the time to read your posts and actually said that I didn't think you were guilty. I tried to get the lynch mob to reconsider!
I DID NOT VOTE TO LYNCH YOU!!! and this is the thanks I get?

Way to go Durro!

I am GAMER KITTEH, vanilla town.

[Redial]

just realised day round hasn;t started....

[J.A.Poisson]

omg dat one hour til nuffin clock is ALREADY TICKIN

also stfu everyone, iz nighttime, we sleeps now.

[oblivion]

This morning you find a strangled Skinny Puppy decked out in heels and fishnets near his basket.



Skinny Puppy was a member of the Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh and was town.

Somehow you are not surprised to find that Witticism's basket is empty and you hear the front door slam decisively.



Witticism was Fridge Cat and was vanilla town.

You need to elect a new mayor today as well as decide who to lynch.

Among the Living:

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1. Normal
2. Feck
3. DP
5. Blip
7. owtth
9. redial
10. sifaka
11. Twinkie
14. higgs2
16. MantisDreamz
17. Lion IRC
18. Durro
19. Mephistopheles
20. Animavore
21. Tigger/Ghatanothoa
23. J.A.Poisson

Deceased


8. virphen - vanilla town
22. CookieJon - town bus driver
6. Ghatanothoa - vanilla town
4. AshtonBlack - town itteh bitteh kitteh committeh
13. RappingAgnostic - Scum role-blocker
12. Witticism - vanilla town
15. Skinny Puppy - town itteh bitteh kitteh committeh

Game Day 3 will end at 10:00 PM GMT Wednesday.

[Lion IRC]

I would like to post this as an Ode to Skinny Puppy. An atheist with good taste in music.

Simple test at best
All is nothing less
Dog face creeping in
Your caring thankless grin
Immobilize the second sin
Create the mood that's dark and grim
Whats left to die.
Deadlines re remark

tainted bait breathes faint
tarnish and elevate
wipe the slate
kiss goodbye overuse
blank card rendezvous
understand
bells mourn the tired

I hope the (Mutley) Dog face creeping in now knows a bit more about DEADLINES.