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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by virphen » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:49 pm

Durro wrote:Twinkie, Virphen and Animavore have voted for Virphen for mayor for no reason that I can see. Is this some sort of alliance ? Just how advantageous is it to have a Mayor role in this game ?
A mayor usually has a vote that counts for more... 1.5 or 2 instead of 1 in a vote count. It's also possible some players have votes that count for more than others.

There's no alliance. At least not one that involves me.

Last time we elected a mayor just because she said she was clueless.

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by Witticism » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:50 pm

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by Mephistopheles » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:56 pm

Oh cum on guise. Der wuz no compitishun last tiem. I wantz virphen to prodoos sum kwalificashuns.

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by sifaka » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:46 am

virphen wrote:Last time we elected a mayor just because she said she was clueless.
Vote Virphen


Not lynching anyone.... yet....



I'm innocent, of course.... :flowers:

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by Feck » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:53 am

Today I'm feeling contrary
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VOTE VIRPHEN

And Vote FECK for mayor
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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by Durro » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:28 am

virphen wrote:
Durro wrote:Twinkie, Virphen and Animavore have voted for Virphen for mayor for no reason that I can see. Is this some sort of alliance ? Just how advantageous is it to have a Mayor role in this game ?
A mayor usually has a vote that counts for more... 1.5 or 2 instead of 1 in a vote count. It's also possible some players have votes that count for more than others.

There's no alliance. At least not one that involves me.

Last time we elected a mayor just because she said she was clueless.
I find it strange that someone is being given more power by 4 players, now that Sifaka has added her vote. I suspect an alliance. Given that there are over 20 players, it's a statistical anomaly to have 4 out of 5 empowering votes go to the one player on absolutely no basis whatsoever.

And I know for certain that you're not clueless Virphen, so it can't be for that reason.

:ask:

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by CookieJon » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:34 am

:pop:

Just bookmarking - I've got a busy day today... I have to go up the street to have breakfast, then come home and watch Doctor Who, so I'll check back in later.

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by Azathoth » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:41 am

Durro wrote:
virphen wrote:
Durro wrote:Twinkie, Virphen and Animavore have voted for Virphen for mayor for no reason that I can see. Is this some sort of alliance ? Just how advantageous is it to have a Mayor role in this game ?
A mayor usually has a vote that counts for more... 1.5 or 2 instead of 1 in a vote count. It's also possible some players have votes that count for more than others.

There's no alliance. At least not one that involves me.

Last time we elected a mayor just because she said she was clueless.
I find it strange that someone is being given more power by 4 players, now that Sifaka has added her vote. I suspect an alliance. Given that there are over 20 players, it's a statistical anomaly to have 4 out of 5 empowering votes go to the one player on absolutely no basis whatsoever.

And I know for certain that you're not clueless Virphen, so it can't be for that reason.

:ask:
I'm in agreement here. I say we should send him to scavenge in the bins and brave the stray dogs. we don't have a better candidate today. If he is innocent it is regrettable but if he is guilty it gives us an idea of where to vote tomorrow.

Withdraw vote for J.A
Vote virphen
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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by Durro » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:46 am

I think it's appropriate to vote for the Lolcat king himself, Witticism, for mayor. And if he's a bad guy, I figure I can take him in a fight AND on the tennis court, whichever method of slow painful death he chooses.

I vote for Witticism for mayor.

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by virphen » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:56 am

Durro wrote: I find it strange that someone is being given more power by 4 players, now that Sifaka has added her vote. I suspect an alliance. Given that there are over 20 players, it's a statistical anomaly to have 4 out of 5 empowering votes go to the one player on absolutely no basis whatsoever.

And I know for certain that you're not clueless Virphen, so it can't be for that reason.

:ask:
So you know I'm not so stupid as to put my hand up for anything on the first day if I was guilty then.

If you want bad guys, look for those jumping on this particular bandwagon.

Edit: Oh, and I can almost guarantee that Sifaka is voting for me as mayor because I nominated her for the job last time. No idea why the others did, I'll take ani's word that he was just going with the flow though.
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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by RappingAgnostic » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:30 am

I withdraw my lynch vote for J.A and I vote to lynch virphen.
Mighty suspicious to get all those votes already. Hmmm. :eddy:

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by irretating » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:40 am

Durro wrote:
virphen wrote:
Durro wrote:Twinkie, Virphen and Animavore have voted for Virphen for mayor for no reason that I can see. Is this some sort of alliance ? Just how advantageous is it to have a Mayor role in this game ?
A mayor usually has a vote that counts for more... 1.5 or 2 instead of 1 in a vote count. It's also possible some players have votes that count for more than others.

There's no alliance. At least not one that involves me.

Last time we elected a mayor just because she said she was clueless.
I find it strange that someone is being given more power by 4 players, now that Sifaka has added her vote. I suspect an alliance. Given that there are over 20 players, it's a statistical anomaly to have 4 out of 5 empowering votes go to the one player on absolutely no basis whatsoever.

And I know for certain that you're not clueless Virphen, so it can't be for that reason.

:ask:
I decided to vote to lynch whoever randomly decided to lynch someone else (J.A.'s vote against ghatanothoa). I decided to vote for virphen for mayor as virphen was voted as the second random lynch vote. No other reason. I am innocent so can't know anything about anyone else.

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by sifaka » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:07 am

Do we have to lynch someone on the first night?

EDIT:
virphen wrote: Oh, and I can almost guarantee that Sifaka is voting for me as mayor because I nominated her for the job last time.
Yep, that's the only reason. I have a score to settle.

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by Witticism » Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:43 am

Durro wrote:I think it's appropriate to vote for the Lolcat king himself, Witticism, for mayor. And if he's a bad guy, I figure I can take him in a fight AND on the tennis court, whichever method of slow painful death he chooses.

I vote for Witticism for mayor.
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Fletch: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Amen. What? Other sins? Uh, I parked in a handicap spot on my way up here. Actually, on a handicap person. I told him I'd be back in five minutes, so that's not such a big deal.

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Re: LOLCAT Mafia - Day 1

Post by Mephistopheles » Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:10 am

Wayt a sekund.

Can virphen beecum mayor AND bee linched in the saim day?

:ask:

Vote virphen

EDIT: Oooops. It's nighttime. Pretend I said it 11 mins ago.

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