The Paranoid's Survival Guide

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 07, 2023 2:50 am

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Jun 09, 2023 6:06 am

Aye.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jun 23, 2023 7:39 pm

Rule 9a: Observations about groups are often shallow and lack a time component, so don’t rush to adopt to current happenings (ie carry on).

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by JimC » Fri Jun 23, 2023 8:27 pm

Carry on up the Khyber?
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jun 23, 2023 9:37 pm

:faints:

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Jun 24, 2023 7:54 am

Rule 872: The more you talk about it the stupider you become.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Sat Jun 24, 2023 11:30 am

I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Jun 24, 2023 1:24 pm

Tip 14: leave notes for people that don’t exist.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by laklak » Sat Jun 24, 2023 3:55 pm

Bubba, iffin I ain't here toss some raw meat in the door afore you go in, the pit bulls are inside and they hungry. I'm in the barn reloading ammo. Bring the moonshine.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Jun 25, 2023 4:07 pm

Dogs fed, can't stay --check the pantry. ps I think Herman got out, thought I saw his tail behind the couch.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jun 26, 2023 9:01 pm

Rule 298: One man's bias is another man's stochastic applied statistical algorithm.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Wed Jun 28, 2023 6:31 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2023 9:01 pm
Rule 298: One man's bias is another man's stochastic applied statistical algorithm.
Heuristics are overrated.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Jun 30, 2023 3:34 pm

Rule 151b: All paths lead to Imposter Syndrome.






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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Jun 30, 2023 6:44 pm

:hehe:

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jan 11, 2024 9:54 pm

Rule 24/7: if in doubt, remove your trousers.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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