Comedy on the political right

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Comedy on the political right

Post by Cunt » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:07 pm

It may be no surprise that I grew up enjoying George Carlin. He was masterful at his art, over decades of changing politics.

As I've grown up, I made an effort to include more politically right opinions in my daily intake. As a result, I've found several hilarious personalities on the right that I can enjoy.

It really helps the enjoyment, when old biddies on the political left attack them. The quality of the attacks is another comedy gold mine :)

One of the first I found was Anne Coulter. At first all I knew was that she was some kind of newsperson, who was saying terrible things about MY group (including most of the left with 'MY' group). I found a clip long ago where the two met on stage.

https://youtu.be/JQU1etdMjcA?t=259

It turns out the sparks I expected wish such a meeting were absent altogether.

This unexpected thing showed me that they were just showing professional courtesy - they have the same job.

Anyway, I'll post a few of my favourites, but if you enjoy 'crossing the aisle', or are actually on the political right, lets hear your favourite right-side comics.
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Cunt » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:12 pm

Steven Crowder, in a funny hat, confronting a jackass who asked people to firebomb his van.

https://youtu.be/Of1Od0n_y34?list=PL3e1 ... EDwX6ejKcY
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Cunt » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:13 pm

Ben Shapiro can be funny, too. Also, his willingness to stand firmly behind his opinions is admirable.

Different funny hat. Not as good as Steven's

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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Joe » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:24 pm

One of my favorite Coulter jokes is, delivered deadpan, "Know why the Hollywood elites are obsessed with global warming? Cause plastic melts."
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Cunt » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:34 pm

Joe wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:24 pm
One of my favorite Coulter jokes is, delivered deadpan, "Know why the Hollywood elites are obsessed with global warming? Cause plastic melts."
I like the 'you never know until the punchline' delivery she chooses sometimes. :)

Also, one of my favourite bits of inspired by Coulter

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.bl ... d7d9b4f3ad
When we got to my apartment, she looked around glumly.
‘I was thinking you’d have half-burned American flags up on the wall,’ she said, disappointed.
‘That’s ridiculous. I love my country.’
‘Whatever you think that means,’ she said, rolling her eyes. ‘Don’t you have anything nasty to say about the President?’
‘Like what?’
‘Like he’s an imbecile, or corrupt, or a corrupt imbecile—the usual sore-loser bitter chatter.’
‘To be honest, I didn’t like the nasty things that were said about Clinton, and I’ve decided to have respect for the Office, no matter who holds it. I don’t think President Bush is corrupt or an imbecile anyway. Would you like something to drink?’
‘I think maybe this was a mistake,’ she said, starting to go.
‘That’s not to say I don’t disagree strongly with many of his policies and objectives.’
She seemed to reconsider. ‘Like what?’
‘I don’t know. Name one.’
‘Get me a drink first.’


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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Jason » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:43 pm

I'd pay good money to see the video of that. :smoke:

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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Joe » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:45 pm

Cunt wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:34 pm
Joe wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:24 pm
One of my favorite Coulter jokes is, delivered deadpan, "Know why the Hollywood elites are obsessed with global warming? Cause plastic melts."
I like the 'you never know until the punchline' delivery she chooses sometimes. :)

Also, one of my favourite bits of inspired by Coulter

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.bl ... d7d9b4f3ad
When we got to my apartment, she looked around glumly.
‘I was thinking you’d have half-burned American flags up on the wall,’ she said, disappointed.
‘That’s ridiculous. I love my country.’
‘Whatever you think that means,’ she said, rolling her eyes. ‘Don’t you have anything nasty to say about the President?’
‘Like what?’
‘Like he’s an imbecile, or corrupt, or a corrupt imbecile—the usual sore-loser bitter chatter.’
‘To be honest, I didn’t like the nasty things that were said about Clinton, and I’ve decided to have respect for the Office, no matter who holds it. I don’t think President Bush is corrupt or an imbecile anyway. Would you like something to drink?’
‘I think maybe this was a mistake,’ she said, starting to go.
‘That’s not to say I don’t disagree strongly with many of his policies and objectives.’
She seemed to reconsider. ‘Like what?’
‘I don’t know. Name one.’
‘Get me a drink first.’


With every point I expressed that ran counter to a view she held, she removed one article of clothing.
I remember that one. A classic!
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:52 pm

Most conservatives don't have a sense of humour. It probably doesn't help that a lot of good humour is at the expense of conservatives.

The only funny right winger I've ever heard is that Aussie "bearing" guy that 42 used to post. He's genuinely funny, if an idiot.
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Cunt » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:16 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:52 pm
Most conservatives don't have a sense of humour. It probably doesn't help that a lot of good humour is at the expense of conservatives.

The only funny right winger I've ever heard is that Aussie "bearing" guy that 42 used to post. He's genuinely funny, if an idiot.
No idea who that is, but maybe Forty Two will pop in.

I almost forgot Milo!

Milo Yiannopoulos is possibly funniest when answering liberals, but what is funniest is how the accusations about him show the weakness of the attackers.

He's smart, blunt and pretty brave.
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Rum » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:37 pm

Typical right wing humour...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzn_uDxW-Fc&t=54s[/youtube]

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Post by Cunt » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:03 pm

He seemed ok, but his accent was distracting. I prefer a comic who can enunciate clearly.

I don't hate on you for liking him, but I guess I like to relax while listening to comedy, and have to focus more when accent, subject or interference is demanding.
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Rum » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:14 pm

Cunt wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:03 pm
He seemed ok, but his accent was distracting. I prefer a comic who can enunciate clearly.

I don't hate on you for liking him, but I guess I like to relax while listening to comedy, and have to focus more when accent, subject or interference is demanding.
'Hate on you' isn't correct English..even American.

..and he is also a cunt.

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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Cunt » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:21 pm

You are following me around to continually tell me I'm wrong. It is pretty flattering to have your focus.

Bit silly of you to think I'm English or American. I'm Canadian, and in Canada, everyone understands the slang term I used.

Maybe with your echo-chamber limiting you experience, you are a bit out of touch with casual language use.
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:39 pm

You really are a fucking squeezer.
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Re: Comedy on the political right

Post by Cunt » Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:26 am

pErvinalia wrote:
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You really are a fucking squeezer.
I don't understand your slang, but I do understand you love to show how well you treat others, so do go on.
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