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Area Boy Keeps Getting Toasted Bread With Forbidden Pictures
Jerusalem -- The Bashir family have been happy for years in Jerusalem and never wanted any trouble with Jews and Christians. The trouble is Abbas, 14. Mother Aara is just about to ban Abbas from the kitchen.
"Every week it is something. He toasts or fries the bread and it is either Jesus, Moses or Muhammad that comes out of the bread. This must stop."
The first time Muhammad appeared she took the bread and tore it to pieces, throwing it to the chickens in the back yard. But he has made several more appearances. She simply cut the bread, folded in two and made Abbas eat it. "Otherwise he will go out and peddle it in the street."
As we spoke to her, he was trying to sneak off with some toasted bread. "Show me the bread, what is it this time?" The boy claimed it was Bin Laden. He went into the slop bucket.
Jerusalem -- The Bashir family have been happy for years in Jerusalem and never wanted any trouble with Jews and Christians. The trouble is Abbas, 14. Mother Aara is just about to ban Abbas from the kitchen.
"Every week it is something. He toasts or fries the bread and it is either Jesus, Moses or Muhammad that comes out of the bread. This must stop."
The first time Muhammad appeared she took the bread and tore it to pieces, throwing it to the chickens in the back yard. But he has made several more appearances. She simply cut the bread, folded in two and made Abbas eat it. "Otherwise he will go out and peddle it in the street."
As we spoke to her, he was trying to sneak off with some toasted bread. "Show me the bread, what is it this time?" The boy claimed it was Bin Laden. He went into the slop bucket.
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You forgot the link..


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Probably lifted from "The Onion". That site specialises in lame parody.pErvin wrote:You forgot the link..
To do humour properly takes skill. Like this:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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I was first! The Onion has been lifting my parody for 30 years. Yes, there was a paper Onion when I was in college.
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Fine, fine, fine. I stand corrected. My post stated the exact opposite of what is happening. It should have said that you are the source of lame parody and The Onion lifts it from you.
Happy now?
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Don't be nasty. It's Christmas. Time of joy and all that. Probably even for lonely losers..Hermit wrote:Probably lifted from "The Onion". That site specialises in lame parody.pErvin wrote:You forgot the link..

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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Boing. There goes another one.pErvin wrote:Don't be nasty. It's Christmas. Time of joy and all that. Probably even for lonely losers..Hermit wrote:Probably lifted from "The Onion". That site specialises in lame parody.pErvin wrote:You forgot the link..

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Monday, January 16, 2017
Trump squeezing inaugural speech into 5 tweets
Working furiously, Donald Trump is writing five themes for his speech. Each theme is going to be captured in one tweet.
He will then give the tweets to send out during the speech. The speech writer Mark Johnson has been given the tweets to "flesh them out to a full ten minute speech." Trump will then look over the text. It will be placed on a teleprompter. The teleprompter operator is to follow Trump closely, as he is allowed to improvise and fill in with terrific words and other Trump phrases and claims that his fans are used to hearing.
Trump squeezing inaugural speech into 5 tweets
Working furiously, Donald Trump is writing five themes for his speech. Each theme is going to be captured in one tweet.
He will then give the tweets to send out during the speech. The speech writer Mark Johnson has been given the tweets to "flesh them out to a full ten minute speech." Trump will then look over the text. It will be placed on a teleprompter. The teleprompter operator is to follow Trump closely, as he is allowed to improvise and fill in with terrific words and other Trump phrases and claims that his fans are used to hearing.
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It will be the best speech ever.... a beautify speech... and the Mexicans are going to pay for it!
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Donald Trump Anxious for Girl Scouts To Visit Him
Washington DC -- Donald Trump has been waiting for this for a long time. A week after the inauguration, Trump will personally conduct a tour of his White House for a New Jersey girl scout troop. he will also make time to conduct tours weekly.
The girls will be accompanied by one adult leader.
Washington DC -- Donald Trump has been waiting for this for a long time. A week after the inauguration, Trump will personally conduct a tour of his White House for a New Jersey girl scout troop. he will also make time to conduct tours weekly.
The girls will be accompanied by one adult leader.
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...who will quietly lead aside by the Secret Service detail for as long as it takes...Tero wrote:Donald Trump Anxious for Girl Scouts To Visit Him
Washington DC -- Donald Trump has been waiting for this for a long time. A week after the inauguration, Trump will personally conduct a tour of his White House for a New Jersey girl scout troop. he will also make time to conduct tours weekly.
The girls will be accompanied by one adult leader.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Trump team working on Executive Order on Bats. Or Birds.
The Trump team working on drafting executive orders to be signed by Trump on Monday got busy with an easier task, something to draw the press away from immigrants.
“Maybe something with birds or bats,” the President suggested. He was not sure what federal department to attack with this.
That would be the United States Fish and Wildlife Service. The number one issue with bats is white nose disease.
“Yes? Is it caused by foreign bats?”
In a way, sir, but it’s already here so there is no stopping bats coming in to airports. And they do not arrive by plane. There is no market for bat smuggling.
“So what? Tell me some details.”

The disease is caused by the fungus Pseudogymnoascus destructans, which colonizes the bat's skin. No obvious treatment or means of preventing transmission is known, and some species have declined >90% within five years of the disease reaching a site. The species has been found in healthy bats in Europe, although as of 2010 it was not clear whether it was introduced into North America from Europe or Asia.
“That’s good. Europe and Asia. Work on that, team. What about birds? Can we write up something about Mexican birds? That we can shoot them down freely.”
No sir, the migratory bird treaty bans that.
“Get working with Congress to repeal that. We want birds and bats all in the same order.”
“Yes, sir.”
The Trump team working on drafting executive orders to be signed by Trump on Monday got busy with an easier task, something to draw the press away from immigrants.
“Maybe something with birds or bats,” the President suggested. He was not sure what federal department to attack with this.
That would be the United States Fish and Wildlife Service. The number one issue with bats is white nose disease.
“Yes? Is it caused by foreign bats?”
In a way, sir, but it’s already here so there is no stopping bats coming in to airports. And they do not arrive by plane. There is no market for bat smuggling.
“So what? Tell me some details.”

The disease is caused by the fungus Pseudogymnoascus destructans, which colonizes the bat's skin. No obvious treatment or means of preventing transmission is known, and some species have declined >90% within five years of the disease reaching a site. The species has been found in healthy bats in Europe, although as of 2010 it was not clear whether it was introduced into North America from Europe or Asia.
“That’s good. Europe and Asia. Work on that, team. What about birds? Can we write up something about Mexican birds? That we can shoot them down freely.”
No sir, the migratory bird treaty bans that.
“Get working with Congress to repeal that. We want birds and bats all in the same order.”
“Yes, sir.”
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Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
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Rock pigeon declared endangered species by Executive Order
Thinking back to the calming purring calls of pigeons in his youth, when he would take walks in Central Park with his nanny, Donald Trump declared rock doves an endangered species.

They are not in danger from anyone, and they nest in cities world wide.
"Come on, the passenger pigeon went extinct. A pigeon is a pigeon. It could go anytime"
Those were shot to extinction by hunters.
"That's your alternative fact."
Thinking back to the calming purring calls of pigeons in his youth, when he would take walks in Central Park with his nanny, Donald Trump declared rock doves an endangered species.

They are not in danger from anyone, and they nest in cities world wide.
"Come on, the passenger pigeon went extinct. A pigeon is a pigeon. It could go anytime"
Those were shot to extinction by hunters.
"That's your alternative fact."
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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
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Trump Not Hiring Fake McCarntey
Donald Trump is already planning some fancy balls past his 100 days. "Melania and my son will be joining me soon enough at the White House. We all get to pick a concert for my first four years. I'm going to get a Nobel Prize winner, Dylan. he and I will both have Nobel prizes by two years from now, but he is getting old, so maybe this Fourth of July?"
"But Paul McCartney will never play in the White House. Because that was the fake Paul playing for Obama."

"I have the latest research from Francesco Gavazeni in Wired magazine of 2009 that proves it. He did facial reconstruction of photos from many years, Paul died in November of 1966. The Beatles carried on for a while but broke up because the fake Paul could not get along with John. And I never liked Yoko, either."
Donald Trump is already planning some fancy balls past his 100 days. "Melania and my son will be joining me soon enough at the White House. We all get to pick a concert for my first four years. I'm going to get a Nobel Prize winner, Dylan. he and I will both have Nobel prizes by two years from now, but he is getting old, so maybe this Fourth of July?"
"But Paul McCartney will never play in the White House. Because that was the fake Paul playing for Obama."

"I have the latest research from Francesco Gavazeni in Wired magazine of 2009 that proves it. He did facial reconstruction of photos from many years, Paul died in November of 1966. The Beatles carried on for a while but broke up because the fake Paul could not get along with John. And I never liked Yoko, either."
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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
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International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
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Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
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