The Paranoid's Survival Guide

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Jun 05, 2021 9:25 am

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Seabass » Sat Jun 05, 2021 7:50 pm

Them Greeks must have done a lot of squats. Or those Jean Claude Van Damme ass-clenches...
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Feb 08, 2022 11:40 am

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Apr 28, 2022 3:14 pm

Don't worry. The worst that can happen has already happened to somebody else, and they handled it much better than you're about to.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rainbow » Mon May 02, 2022 8:40 am

I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon May 02, 2022 9:38 am

If at first you don't succeed then simply move to another town and change your name before trying again.
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Fri May 13, 2022 2:46 pm

That's just good advice.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by laklak » Sat May 14, 2022 1:44 am

"If at foist you don't suck seed, keep on suckin' till you do suck seed." - Curly Howard. eating an orange. Moe smacked him upside just after he said this.

Why you numbskull, I oughta...
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by rasetsu » Sat May 14, 2022 12:41 pm

:lol:

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:02 am

Be prepared for the naked fight.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Hermit » Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:05 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:
Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:02 am
Be prepared for the naked fight.
Another one?

Borat's will be difficult to top.

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:03 am

Is the librarian no longer with us?

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:11 am

Sean Hayden wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:03 am
Is the librarian no longer with us?
It appears so... :(
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:18 am

I’ll miss his sharp mind and honesty. He was solid as they come I think. :( :td:

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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:24 am

Agree. When a year has passed since his last post I'll lobby to get his name on the banner.

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