The Paranoid's Survival Guide

Post by **pErvinalia** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:02 am

Rule #122: If chased by a man-eating crocodile, run in a zig-zag fashion. Man eating crocodiles can't run in zig-zag fashion very well.

Post by **Hermit** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:16 am

Rule #0815: Don't believe therapists when they tell you that you suffer from paranoia. It's what they want you to think.

Post by **rainbow** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:06 am

If they aren't putting Fluoride into our water to make us stupid, then how come so many people have fallen for the conspiracy theory.

Post by **laklak** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:03 am

5G cell signals will sterilize you.

Post by **Brian Peacock** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:40 am

Rule #17.b: When God talks to you it's really the Devil, but when the Devil talks to you it's really your mother.

Post by **rainbow** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:39 am

laklak wrote: ↑
Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:03 am
5G cell signals will sterilize you.

Yes, but they are also mind control rays.
With 4 G you could use a tinfoil hat. Now you need at least lead or depleted uranium hats.

Post by **NineBerry** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:40 am

After 5G, there will be 666G, and there will be not escape from that.

Post by **Sean Hayden** » Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:46 pm

Rule 6: overestimate everyone.

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