The Paranoid's Survival Guide
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #122: If chased by a man-eating crocodile, run in a zig-zag fashion. Man eating crocodiles can't run in zig-zag fashion very well.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Re: The Paranoid's Survival Guide
Rule #0815: Don't believe therapists when they tell you that you suffer from paranoia. It's what they want you to think. 

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If they aren't putting Fluoride into our water to make us stupid, then how come so many people have fallen for the conspiracy theory.
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5G cell signals will sterilize you.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Rule #17.b: When God talks to you it's really the Devil, but when the Devil talks to you it's really your mother.
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Yes, but they are also mind control rays.
With 4 G you could use a tinfoil hat. Now you need at least lead or depleted uranium hats.
Dig, 'cos I got my own world to live through
And I ain't gonna copy you
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After 5G, there will be 666G, and there will be not escape from that.
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