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Re: The Rationalia Blog Roll

Postby Tero » Sat Jul 08, 2017 12:34 pm

Working on new non Trump entry for Kari.

Headline needs to be shortened:
"New advertising employee assigned challengin task: find a new angle to explain Charmin toilet paper is stronger."

Hint: no clear connection to poop to be made, only the term "stronger."
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Re: The Rationalia Blog Roll

Postby Tero » Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:17 pm

Tero wrote:Working on new non Trump entry for Kari.

Headline needs to be shortened:
"New advertising employee assigned challengin task: find a new angle to explain Charmin toilet paper is stronger."

Hint: no clear connection to poop to be made, only the term "stronger."

Done!

http://karireport.blogspot.com/2017/07/ ... paper.html
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Postby pErvinalia » Tue Jul 11, 2017 12:57 pm

I wrote a new blog post on UBI at 3am in the morning. It's not good enough to promote. The following is the only part of it that I am happy with:

You want capitalism? You need a UBI.

This is the reality of what is facing us.  Capitalism will fail if no one is able to purchase its products and services.  If you want to keep capitalism then you have to find a way to get money into the hands of consumers.  Forget about nonsense moralistic arguments concerning whether it’s “right” to pay someone to do “nothing”.  It’s wrong to knowingly run society into the ground.  Resist the temptation to be swayed by arguments that assert that people will just lounge about and do nothing if they are in receipt of free money.  Even if they did (which past experiments show they won’t), it doesn’t matter, as unemployment will be forced on huge numbers of people whether they want it or not.  And in any case, what’s more important?  Someone’s right to get outraged at what other people freely choose to do, or the potential collapse of the whole system on which our society is run?  If it’s not the latter, then it really should be.
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Re: The Rationalia Blog Roll

Postby Tero » Sun Jul 23, 2017 3:10 am

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Re: The Rationalia Blog Roll

Postby Tero » Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:27 pm

http://karireport.blogspot.com/2017/09/ ... -with.html

Trump to spray Mexican mosquitoes with DDT
This conspiracy must stop! President Trump has found out that DDT was banned for no good reason. The insects have been multiplying for decades and now are bringing in the Zika virus. They must be stopped. With the EPA on its last legs, this should be an easy task.

The first thing we will do is pay the chemical giants for making the required metric tons of the material. No Chinese DDT will be used.

Then American pilots will spray along the the border and the wall. The wall itself will be harnessed to spray DDT on the Mexican side daily. Until then, planes will be used.

Golf courses around the country will be freed of mosquitoes after that.
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Re: The Rationalia Blog Roll

Postby Tero » Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:44 pm

http://karireport.blogspot.com/2017/10/ ... e-has.html

"President" Trump acting like he has presidential powers
Washington -- Donald Trump, who signed a contract with a number of "news" websites and TV networks prior to the 2016 election has done a remarkable job acting as if he were the autocratic ruler of the free world. Things may get a little heated on the planet for a few months before the unqualified imposter is removed from office. Just this week he met with generals and gave sketchy news conferences where he hinted at some international action.


Trump handlers have been able to prevent a few of the worst disasters, but as the pretend president holds some actual powers, a missile or two were already launched to impress foreign leaders. According to the script, the hired reality show host was just supposed to have dinner with them. Touching and kissing the women leaders and wives of male leaders was supposed to help ratings. It rarely has worked out.

Mr Trump is better controlled on the golf course, where a handler is able to drive him around. A semi truck with a psychiatric clinic inside is standing by and the golf cart can be driven inside it any time that Trump needs treatment for his sociopathy and other unstable states.
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Re: The Rationalia Blog Roll

Postby Tero » Sat Oct 07, 2017 12:19 pm

From 2013
Erie, PA -- Area bachelor Eric Maitz, 29, has been hoping to recover the pair of the dark sock for two months. "No luck, I live alone and I have used all the other clothing by now. It's not going to be inside a sweater." Eric figures the sock was lost at his girlfriend's and he's not going to call her about a sock. He wants to leave a good impression, even though she
dumped him. "I had packed a t-shirt, boxer shorts and those socks I guess over that one weekend I spent there." Or maybe the missing sock was one he wore and kicked under her bed. Socks don't make good rags, especially if they are not cotton.
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Re: The Rationalia Blog Roll

Postby JimC » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:33 pm

Galaxian knows what really happens to missing socks...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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