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Post by Gallstones » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:02 pm

But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010

The Second Amendment forms a fourth branch of government (an armed citizenry) in case the government goes mad. ~Larry Nutter

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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by cronus » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:09 pm

:o
What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Post by Seabass » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:18 pm

That thing sounds like a car crusher!
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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by cronus » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:20 pm

Seabass wrote:That thing sounds like a car crusher!
It's like a North Korean nuclear submarine taking out California. :coffee:
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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by Trinity » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:49 pm

And there I was thinking it was about that guy who got his manhood cut off by his missis :D

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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by laklak » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:56 pm

Stick your manhood in there and you'll WISH for Lorena Bobbit.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by Azathoth » Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:19 pm

Seabass wrote:That thing sounds like a car crusher!
It probably is. Most nature film sound effects are faked
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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by Seabass » Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:24 pm

Azathoth wrote:
Seabass wrote:That thing sounds like a car crusher!
It probably is. Most nature film sound effects are faked
I wasn't being serious. I was making fun of the sound effects.
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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by Calilasseia » Thu May 22, 2014 8:15 pm

Wow. A real life Sarlacc.

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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 23, 2014 1:25 am

Freaky... :nervous:
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Re: Bobbit Worm

Post by JimC » Fri May 23, 2014 2:49 am

The worm turns...
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