Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

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Re: Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:09 pm

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Re: Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:16 pm

My speculative explanation for why the dinosaur ancestors and some lizards became bipedal to run faster is that they seem to have had very stiff spines.
Mammals can run fast on four legs because they are very flexible. The cheetah is an extreme example.
Four legs and a stiff spine is an inefficient way of running.
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Re: Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

Post by tattuchu » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:13 pm

They were bi-curious :tea:
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Re: Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:21 pm

That makes sense, especially when you know what the French slang "pedal" means.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:24 pm

tattuchu wrote:They were bi-curious :tea:
Maybe bipolar?

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Re: Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

Post by tattuchu » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:29 pm

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tattuchu wrote:They were bi-curious :tea:
Maybe bipolar?
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Re: Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

Post by Gallstones » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:06 pm

I thought it was to make their hands free to use tools.


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Re: Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

Post by tattuchu » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:12 pm

Gallstones wrote:I thought it was to make their hands free to use tools.


Or for boxing.
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Re: Does anybody know why some dinosaurs became bipedal?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:22 pm

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