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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by virphen » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:00 am

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virphen wrote:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
Heard it, and knew you'd be the one to screech this thread to a snail's pace. :coffee:
I'm sorry Bella, it's just... everything happened so fast!
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Cunt » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:43 am

Cunt wrote:Bellas golden.
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by sifaka » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:46 am

virphen wrote:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
I got it! :woot: Very cute.
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by irreligionist » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:49 am

sifaka wrote:
virphen wrote:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
I got it! :woot: Very cute.
You got that.. at a snail's pace? :tea:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by sifaka » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:52 am

irreligionist wrote:
sifaka wrote:
virphen wrote:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
I got it! :woot: Very cute.
You got that.. at a snail's pace? :tea:
It's just that some people don't get my jokes :nono:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:58 am

sifaka wrote:
irreligionist wrote:
sifaka wrote:
virphen wrote:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
I got it! :woot: Very cute.
You got that.. at a snail's pace? :tea:
It's just that some people don't get my jokes :nono:
They must be a little sluggish, in that case. :tea:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:58 am

sifaka wrote:
irreligionist wrote:
sifaka wrote:
virphen wrote:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
I got it! :woot: Very cute.
You got that.. at a snail's pace? :tea:
It's just that some people don't get my jokes :nono:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by virphen » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:20 am

sifaka wrote: It's just that some people don't get my jokes :nono:
Some people are operating by the theory that you've never told one :whistle: .
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Re: Sex on the new forum

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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Random Mutant » Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:56 am

mark1961 wrote:
devogue wrote:I think I'll start a new thread there.

Something like...

What does semen taste like? Seriously.
Orrid. It cloys and leaves a weird taste in the back of your mouth. Not as bad as earwax though. I was so surprised at how bad that tasted I had to try it twice.
I'm told by a reliable source (my wife) that coke is a good way to cleanse the palate... :drool:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:33 am

Random Mutant wrote:
mark1961 wrote:
devogue wrote:I think I'll start a new thread there.

Something like...

What does semen taste like? Seriously.
Orrid. It cloys and leaves a weird taste in the back of your mouth. Not as bad as earwax though. I was so surprised at how bad that tasted I had to try it twice.
I'm told by a reliable source (my wife) that coke is a good way to cleanse the palate... :drool:
Surely, that would only apply if you got the semen up your nose? :think:


Oh! THAT coke! :biggrin:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Alan C » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:21 am

If you paint them red they go faster.
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by devogue » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:46 am

Alan C wrote:If you paint them red they go faster.
What? Cocks? :think:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Hermit » Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:33 am

devogue wrote:
Alan C wrote:If you paint them red they go faster.
What? Cocks? :think:
Anything, really. Look at Ferraris, fire trucks, the Soviet Union, reddy money...
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