Handy-dandy info for using Ratz.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

First, get rid of Ubuntu.

Next, to put an image in your sig, use img-sig, not img for the code.

Your avatar can be 300 pixels high by 200 pixels wide, max.

[Bella Fortuna]

Next, add some more expletives to your posts.

[Feck]

Derailing is an art we have some masters of it here ....study their work .

[Cunt]

...but first, choose a name which automatically garners the respect you demand.

[Millefleur]

...but first, choose a name which automatically garners the respect you demand.

Cunt is one of my favourite words* so I expect I'll be taking your name in vain on a regular basis Cunt features.


*Along with bollocks, wank stain and arse baskets. And fuck, of course, twat is another good one..

[Horwood Beer-Master]

...Next, to put an image in your sig, use img-sig, not img for the code...

I'm fairly sure mine uses plain-old 'img'

[Animavore]

Any attempts to re-rail a derailed thread are entirely fruitless so you might as well follow the train wreck to the bottom of the cliff.

[Animavore]

Saying things which aren't sufficiently funny or are too sensible may end up being fixed by the "fix fairy".

[AshtonBlack]

Memes come and memes go, but cheese will remain.

[num1cubfn]

I think The Powerpuff Girls put it best:

Narrator: Mojo Jojo is turning Townsville into Swiss cheese! (A man points into the sky.)

Man: Look sharp, everyone! It’s the Powerpuff Girls, here to save us! (They move in.)

Narrator: You said it, Jack! It’ll be a Brie-ze for our girls to cream that Muenster Mojo!

(Mojo is now on the sidewalk and blasting a man whose shirt reads “PROV.”)

Narrator: Things aren’t looking too Gouda for you, Mojo! So leave that Prov alone [Provolone] and prepare to be shredded!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

...Next, to put an image in your sig, use img-sig, not img for the code...

I'm fairly sure mine uses plain-old 'img'

Yeah, but it don't always work. Quirky thing that it is.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Saying things which aren't sufficiently funny or are too sensible may end up being fucked by the "fix fairy".

[Animavore]

There is no clique.

[virphen]

Saying things which aren't sufficiently funny or are too sensible may end up being fucked by the "fix fairy".

Yay, fairies. I need the practice.

[Ameri Boi]

Keeping the brown, prosilver and subsilver are/were already displayed on other forums I've been on. This makes it feel more like a home *que the Cheers opening theme*