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Post by JimC » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:10 pm

Cut off his privileges! With a blunt knife! :lay:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:15 pm

You're such a castrationist enabler.
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Post by JimC » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:19 pm

Listening to strange metaphysics intoned in a castrato voice would be absolutely fascinating!
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Sep 10, 2015 10:48 pm

I feel sure I could easily separate the idea of his bollocks from the bollocks themselves... :tea:
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Post by jamest » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:02 pm

At least I can go to my grave, oxygen depraved, and deprived of my observable bollocks, knowing that my metaphysical ideas were not bollocks. It's just a pity the robes and sandals business didn't take off. My will is looking pretty threadbare. Poor missus... and kids. Please have mercy upon them.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:10 pm

Your will may be threadbare, but your free will is golden.
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Post by jamest » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:12 pm

Please don't limit my free will to one colour. That's not going to work in any logical sense of the matter.

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Post by Scott1328 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 3:27 am

Svartalf wrote:Poisson distribution by frequency of mentions of pudenda?

This is both fishy and smelly
Damn you. I was going to remark on the irony of the mention of cunts and poisson.

What are you French or something?

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:19 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I feel sure I could easily separate the idea of his bollocks from the bollocks themselves... :tea:
depends how deep the cave where hte bollocks are hidden is.
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Post by jamest » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:27 pm

I've yet to find a cave big enough.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:33 pm

jamest wrote:I've yet to find a cave big enough.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:29 pm

jamest wrote:I've yet to find a cave big enough.
Cave is another word for penis.

Just saying.
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:25 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I feel sure I could easily separate the idea of his bollocks from the bollocks themselves... :tea:
"You may disagree with his bollocks, but you'll defend his bollocks to the death?" - S.G. Tallentyre?
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:32 pm

jamest wrote:At least I can go to my grave, oxygen depraved, and deprived of my observable bollocks, knowing that my metaphysical ideas were not bollocks. It's just a pity the robes and sandals business didn't take off. My will is looking pretty threadbare. Poor missus... and kids. Please have mercy upon them.
It's the matriarchy to blame!

Notice that a bad idea is called "bollocks." Why not ovaries? Or, that idea is pure labia!

To equate a man's balls with rubbish.... that's sexist.
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Post by laklak » Tue Sep 15, 2015 8:08 pm

You can practice your free will anyplace you want, but you can only free your willy in private.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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