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Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
Cut off his privileges! With a blunt knife!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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You're such a castrationist enabler.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Listening to strange metaphysics intoned in a castrato voice would be absolutely fascinating!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I feel sure I could easily separate the idea of his bollocks from the bollocks themselves...
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At least I can go to my grave, oxygen depraved, and deprived of my observable bollocks, knowing that my metaphysical ideas were not bollocks. It's just a pity the robes and sandals business didn't take off. My will is looking pretty threadbare. Poor missus... and kids. Please have mercy upon them.
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Your will may be threadbare, but your free will is golden.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Please don't limit my free will to one colour. That's not going to work in any logical sense of the matter.
Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
Damn you. I was going to remark on the irony of the mention of cunts and poisson.Svartalf wrote:Poisson distribution by frequency of mentions of pudenda?
This is both fishy and smelly
What are you French or something?
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depends how deep the cave where hte bollocks are hidden is.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I feel sure I could easily separate the idea of his bollocks from the bollocks themselves...
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I've yet to find a cave big enough.
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jamest wrote:I've yet to find a cave big enough.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Cave is another word for penis.jamest wrote:I've yet to find a cave big enough.
Just saying.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"You may disagree with his bollocks, but you'll defend his bollocks to the death?" - S.G. Tallentyre?Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I feel sure I could easily separate the idea of his bollocks from the bollocks themselves...
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It's the matriarchy to blame!jamest wrote:At least I can go to my grave, oxygen depraved, and deprived of my observable bollocks, knowing that my metaphysical ideas were not bollocks. It's just a pity the robes and sandals business didn't take off. My will is looking pretty threadbare. Poor missus... and kids. Please have mercy upon them.
Notice that a bad idea is called "bollocks." Why not ovaries? Or, that idea is pure labia!
To equate a man's balls with rubbish.... that's sexist.
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Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
You can practice your free will anyplace you want, but you can only free your willy in private.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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