Never mind the bollocks; I'd like to talk to you about my pe

[Jason]

Never mind the bollocks; I'd like to talk to you about my penis.

Amidst the whirlwind of controversy within the skeptic community, whipped up when PZ Meyers lobbed the accusation of serial rape at Michael Shermer grenadier style, a new contender for most hated figure of the skeptical patriarchy has emerged. In his most recent libelous blog-post PZ Meyers has related the claim of yet another anonymous victim of the institutionalized rape hidden beneath the smooth veneer of the modern skeptic community. The woman, who wishes to remain anonymous and whose account is related by PZ Meyers in his blog-post, claims she was enjoying drinks at her hotel after attending a conference with her friends when Dr Richard Dawkins sat next to her in the booth she had been quietly occupying by herself uninvited. She claims to have been frightened at first, but relaxed when she recognized the iconic figure of modern atheism. The conversation started innocently with polite niceties exchanged (what's your name, where are you from, are you here with someone, etc), she claims, but soon took a sinister turn when (after several drinks which Dr Dawkins paid for) her polite question about ethology was abruptly cut short by Dr Dawkins' sudden looming closely over her to tell her in a hushed tone "never mind the bollocks; I'd like to talk to you about my penis". Allegedly, after some groping, heavy petting, and a quick handjob, Dr Dawkins allowed her to leave the booth. She claims to have brought it to the attention of the conference organizers, only to be brushed off when she told them of her rape.

There has been no response to this newest allegation of rape to come by proxy from an anonymous source known only to PZ Meyers on the part of Dr Dawkins or his legal team.

http://tinyurl.com/kpf2rkr

[Jason]

This image has just surfaced on a few skeptic boards. It's said to be more damning proof of Dawkins misogyny and as such damning evidence of the claims of rape leveled at him by PZ Meyers in his latest blog-post

canhavepussy.jpg

[normal]

Oh, what the fuck

[Jason]

You disapprove?

[Mysturji]

You disapprove?

Of spurious allegations of rape against named individuals ejaculated all over the blogosphere by some halfwit fucktard übertwat with (unfortunately) millions of readers vociferous, self-righteous sycophants, based on nothing but hearsay and without a shred of supporting evidence or testimony?
Um, yeah.
With any luck, PeeZed will now be either dropped like a steaming turd by his employers and sycophants, or sued to buggery by Shermer and Dawkins, or hopefully both, until he either shuts up, is unable to afford a computer, or is locked away in a loony bin somewhere. Preferably all three.

[rachelbean]

It's a joke, isn't it

[laklak]

wrong thread, post relocated.

However, I second the hair of the dog thing.

[Jason]

It's a joke, isn't it

Yar. I made it up and shopped that pic.

[charlou]

ahehehe .. the absurdity is spot on.

[Jason]

Thanks, but I'm beginning to think my species of humour isn't suited to this venue anymore.

[pErvinalia]

Don't worry, I got it.

[Bella Fortuna]

Don't worry, I got it.

That's what worries me most.

[Cormac]

[rachelbean]

I got it. I was laughing until I read the replies

[Pappa]

I thought it was real. Well, real in the sense that you'd found some crazy post on another forum and reported it here. Though it was obvious you made the pic.