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Post by Audley Strange » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:46 pm

Anyone been fucking about with Google's star trek logo today. It's pretty fucking excellent.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:51 pm

I hadn't seen. It's great! :D
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:52 pm

Yes, I just defeated the totem pole.
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Post by tantamount » Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:42 am

Poor "e"
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:30 pm

tantamount wrote:Poor "e"
:tears: I mean.... he was a redshirt and all, but still...
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Post by That Alien Guy. » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:49 pm

The most interesting thing is that somehow Gene Rodenberry and that Hubbard Guy tapped into exactly how the galaxy works. The Gorn are a race of evolved bipedal hamsters very similar to yourselves, who due to a mistake in our arrival created a cargo cult where they all wear rubber suits that are a poor simulacrum of my species and believe it or not their chief industry is the creation of large polystyrene rocks.
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Post by Rum » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:55 pm

Sooo - did you have sex with Kirk or not?
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Post by That Alien Guy. » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:03 pm

"What is this thing you call humans call "bukkake" Captain Kirk?"

Yes, but he was definitely not happy about it.
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Post by rasetsu » Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:19 am




You have to wonder why they didn't just include phasers into the tricorder. It'd be like, "Don't worry, alien person, I just want to take some readings.... Zotttt!"
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Post by mistermack » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:25 pm

Dan Dare, the best space pilot on Earth, was captured by the bitterest alien enemies of Earth.

"You're the famous Dan Dare, they said, and you're going to die !! "

But he swore that he wasn't Dan Dare, and they didn't know whether to kill him or not, so they said " right, were going to land on Earth, and ask the first person we meet, because every human will recognise Dan Dare". If the first person say's that you're Dan Dare, then you die !!

He thought he was sunk but then, he was relieved when he saw that they were landing in the middle of the Congo forest.
He thought nobody would possibly recognise him there.

They got out of the space ship, and the first person they came across was a naked Congo pygmy, right up the top of a tree.
Dan Dare thought, "here goes, he'll never recognise me", so he shouted "HELLO UP THERE ", to which the pygmy shouted

"HELLLOOOOOO DAN D'ERE !!! "
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