far too many icebergs...A Monkey Shaved wrote:RDF kind if reminds me of the Titanic. I wonder if they will ever raise it again.
Who is still missing?
- Conny
- No longer in the dark
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The wonderful thing about libraries and bookstores- even the television or the radio- is that no one is forcing you to read anything, or to go to any particular movie, or to watch something on television or to listen to something on the radio. You have free choice. -Judith Krug
Re: Who is still missing?
I'm happy that nobody was upset over my absence.
"Their two is not the real two, their four is not the real four"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
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Actually, we were so upset that we could've bring ourselves to even type your name. It's a damn good thing you're back!Jay G wrote:I'm happy that nobody was upset over my absence.

We danced.
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I don't actually know who you areJay G wrote:I'm happy that nobody was upset over my absence.

Fix that!



We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
Re: Who is still missing?
The Curious Squid wrote:I don't actually know who you areJay G wrote:I'm happy that nobody was upset over my absence.![]()
Fix that!![]()
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I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a THEIST. Actually I'm a transitional theist.
"Their two is not the real two, their four is not the real four"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
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You are obviously a very sensitive and considerate person.Jay G wrote:I'm happy that nobody was upset over my absence.
Share your soul with us please.

- The Curious Squid
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Transitional as in Theist > Agnostic > Sane or Atheist > Agnostic > Mental?Jay G wrote:The Curious Squid wrote:I don't actually know who you areJay G wrote:I'm happy that nobody was upset over my absence.![]()
Fix that!![]()
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I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a THEIST. Actually I'm a transitional theist.
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
Re: Who is still missing?
All of the aboveThe Curious Squid wrote:Transitional as in Theist > Agnostic > Sane or Atheist > Agnostic > Mental?Jay G wrote:The Curious Squid wrote:I don't actually know who you areJay G wrote:I'm happy that nobody was upset over my absence.![]()
Fix that!![]()
![]()
I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a THEIST. Actually I'm a transitional theist.
"Their two is not the real two, their four is not the real four"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
Re: Who is still missing?
Rum wrote:You are obviously a very sensitive and considerate person.Jay G wrote:I'm happy that nobody was upset over my absence.
Share your soul with us please.
I'm not certain I have a soul and even if I do, I'm too cheap to share with anybody.

"Their two is not the real two, their four is not the real four"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
- The Curious Squid
- Lazy Spic Bastard
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- Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:51 pm
- About me: a sexually deviant misogynist sexist pig who's into sex trafficking, sexual slavery, murder, bondage, rape and pre-frontal lobotomy of your victims.
- Location: Glasgow, Scotland
- Contact:
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He's passed the prelimenary humour checks, you can go into the rest of the forum to talk about cheese now but you still need to pass your bacon license

We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
Re: Who is still missing?
I'm Jewish. Maybe you have a chopped liver license instead?The Curious Squid wrote:![]()
He's passed the prelimenary humour checks, you can go into the rest of the forum to talk about cheese now but you still need to pass your bacon license
"Their two is not the real two, their four is not the real four"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
- The Curious Squid
- Lazy Spic Bastard
- Posts: 7648
- Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:51 pm
- About me: a sexually deviant misogynist sexist pig who's into sex trafficking, sexual slavery, murder, bondage, rape and pre-frontal lobotomy of your victims.
- Location: Glasgow, Scotland
- Contact:
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I thought you were transitional? Go on, just take a nibble of the reformed ham, you know you want toJay G wrote:I'm Jewish. Maybe you have a chopped liver license instead?The Curious Squid wrote:![]()
He's passed the prelimenary humour checks, you can go into the rest of the forum to talk about cheese now but you still need to pass your bacon license

We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
Re: Who is still missing?
Old habits die hard. I'm transitioning from Orthodoxy.... it's a loooong journey.The Curious Squid wrote:I thought you were transitional? Go on, just take a nibble of the reformed ham, you know you want toJay G wrote:I'm Jewish. Maybe you have a chopped liver license instead?The Curious Squid wrote:![]()
He's passed the prelimenary humour checks, you can go into the rest of the forum to talk about cheese now but you still need to pass your bacon license
"Their two is not the real two, their four is not the real four"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
"Reason is the Devil's whore"
Re: Who is still missing?
Oh jesus, don't introduce him to gawd.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
- The Curious Squid
- Lazy Spic Bastard
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- Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:51 pm
- About me: a sexually deviant misogynist sexist pig who's into sex trafficking, sexual slavery, murder, bondage, rape and pre-frontal lobotomy of your victims.
- Location: Glasgow, Scotland
- Contact:
Re: Who is still missing?
Not to worry, I doubt the reformed ham has ever seen a pig! You can start on Frazzles if you're being that coy, jeezJay G wrote:Old habits die hard. I'm transitioning from Orthodoxy.... it's a loooong journey.The Curious Squid wrote:I thought you were transitional? Go on, just take a nibble of the reformed ham, you know you want toJay G wrote:I'm Jewish. Maybe you have a chopped liver license instead?The Curious Squid wrote:![]()
He's passed the prelimenary humour checks, you can go into the rest of the forum to talk about cheese now but you still need to pass your bacon license

We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...![]()
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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