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Re: How do we attract Skepchicks to sign up here?

Post by Robert_S » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:45 pm

lordpasternack wrote: * 'Chill girls', 'sister-punishers' and 'gender-traitors' forfeit their status as real women.
I could be called a gender traitor (and I have been called a race traitor), I've dealt out sanctions to men, sometimes on this board. I think of myself as pretty chill... Am I not a real woman? :nervous:
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: How do we attract Skepchicks to sign up here?

Post by lordpasternack » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:13 pm

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lordpasternack wrote: * 'Chill girls', 'sister-punishers' and 'gender-traitors' forfeit their status as real women.
I could be called a gender traitor (and I have been called a race traitor), I've dealt out sanctions to men, sometimes on this board. I think of myself as pretty chill... Am I not a real woman? :nervous:
See, I was gonna specify 'female' gender-traitors - but I didn't want to offend further... ;)
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Post by SteveB » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:15 pm

Males don't have the privilege to betray their own gender. Women on the other hand...
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Post by Robert_S » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:17 pm

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lordpasternack wrote: * 'Chill girls', 'sister-punishers' and 'gender-traitors' forfeit their status as real women.
I could be called a gender traitor (and I have been called a race traitor), I've dealt out sanctions to men, sometimes on this board. I think of myself as pretty chill... Am I not a real woman? :nervous:
See, I was gonna specify 'female' gender-traitors - but I didn't want to offend further... ;)
What's the matter with Chill Girls?

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What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by Jason » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:39 pm

Hi, my name is Jason and I like long fucks on the beach with a completely submissive woman who gives in to my every advance whether she likes it or not. The sexiest thing I can think of is to have a Skepchick as my 'bitch sex slave'. Her only purpose in life would be to satisfy me sexually and clean the house.

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Post by Azathoth » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:44 pm

PordFrefect wrote:Hi, my name is Jason and I like long fucks on the beach with a completely submissive woman who gives in to my every advance whether she likes it or not. The sexiest thing I can think of is to have a Skepchick as my 'bitch sex slave'. Her only purpose in life would be to satisfy me sexually and clean the house.
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Re: How do we attract Skepchicks to sign up here?

Post by Robert_S » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:58 pm

Funny, I hear about "Chill Girls".

The top entry from Urban Dictionary:
1. to calm down
2. cool, tight, wicked, sick, sweet, nice, etc.
3. to hang out
4. to be easy going
5. a little bit cold
6. its ok
1. Laquesha: YOU FUCKIN HOE BAG I HATE YOU DIE BITCH
Cassie: wow chill

2. Dave: check out my new sick ride
Steve: yeah thats pretty chill

3. Melissa: what are you up to tonite?
kiersten: chillin

4. alexa: your mom smokes weed with you?
cassie: yeah, shes real chill about that kinda stuff

5. mother: its chilly out today so wear a jacket!

6. michelle: im sooo sorry!
sarah: its chill
Number 5 from the same place:
When defining a chill person, one must take into account that a chill peson is not someone who is cool all of the time. An example of a chill perosn is someone who does whatever they feel like doing, not following crowds. Many, not all, but many have friends in all social groups and don't care who sees them hanging with who, whether it be the athletes, the skaters, the posers, or the nerds. They may play video games, but that is not to be frowned upon. They may not be the smartest around, or the best sweet talker, but they know how to have a good time by being who they are and being with whom they are friends, not dating the popular ones because they are popular themselves or picking on the nerds because their social status is hurt if they make friends with them. Most girls appreciate a man who stays as themselves and like the girl for who she is. Be chill like described here and you can be liked by anyone.
John: Look that guy's a fag. He hangs with the nerds.
Jim: Shut up. You're the fag. Jack's chill. Get it in your head that you can be friends with whom you want

What the hell is so wrong with those qualities in a woman?
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
-Mr P

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Re: How do we attract Skepchicks to sign up here?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:09 pm

lordpasternack wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:SpokesGay is a member here, and has said some nasty things about this site at PZ's.
We need to bloody well stop harassing people, us son-of-a-bitch, douchebag motherfuckers - and fuck of and die, for good measure - I take it?

Or do we just need to stop harassing the women (correction: feminists, Skepchicks and women who may sympathise with them*) - which includes such offenses as calling them crass terms like 'female', and wearing scarcely offensive t-shirts in their presence? :coffee:



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Post by Graculus » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:20 pm

Nibbler wrote:Males don't have the privilege to betray their own gender. Women on the other hand...
You missed "Mangina", "WhiteKnighter", etc?

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Post by Wumbologist » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:21 am

Woodbutcher wrote:D) Thank my lucky stars that I have always been sterile. The end of the race! :cheer:
I have to pay money to make that happen. :?

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Post by Jason » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:24 am

I'll make an animated gif of me swinging my junk and post it there. We'll be swamped in minutes. :smoke:

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Post by Kristie » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:24 am

PordFrefect wrote:I'll make an animated gif of me swinging my junk and post it there. We'll be swamped in minutes. :smoke:
We have a thread for that, ya know? :shifty:
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Post by Jason » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:25 am

We do? :what:

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Post by Wumbologist » Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:26 am

PordFrefect wrote:We do? :what:
He doesn't know about the threads. :hehe:

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