Fart Rape - Is it a thing?

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Re: Fart Rape - Is it a thing?

Post by rachelbean » Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:42 pm

This does not look good for Pappa :nono:
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Post by Forty Two » Mon Jan 04, 2016 4:11 pm

“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Re: Fart Rape - Is it a thing?

Post by Pappa » Mon Jan 04, 2016 6:10 pm

When people say they don't like my farts, I know they're just joking. My farts are ace. Always tuneful and melodic, whilst smelling divinely ripe.

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Post by Hermit » Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:10 pm

Forty Two wrote:Dutch Ovens are no joke -- http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/
Actually, this one is a joke, albeit of the lamest kind one can imagine, and it's been circulating among the morons who have access to the internet for nine years now.
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Re: Fart Rape - Is it a thing?

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:00 am

We used to light farts in cadets...
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Re: Fart Rape - Is it a thing?

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:25 am

What's a 'Dutch Oven'? Is it a bit like Bagpiping?
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Re: Fart Rape - Is it a thing?

Post by Forty Two » Tue Jan 05, 2016 7:16 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:What's a 'Dutch Oven'? Is it a bit like Bagpiping?
Not at all like bagpiping.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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