Shakespeare was actually writeen by...
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...someone who could spell...
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Ah, that old chestnut. 
I demand someone add another option: Shakepeare. The reason for this - and everyone who has watched Tom Stoppard's documentary would already know - is that The Bard himslelf created and encouraged the lie that Marlowe is the author of his own works. The underhanded strategy served two purposes. Chiefly, it threw Lord Wessex of the scent when he demanded the name of the pwerson who was fucking his wife, Viola de Lesseps. The side benefit was that thereby Bill engineered a situation in which his senior bardly rival stood a real chance of being done in by a jealous husband. I'm surprised Shakespeare never used that real life scenario in any of his plays. Oh, wait...
I demand someone add another option: Shakepeare. The reason for this - and everyone who has watched Tom Stoppard's documentary would already know - is that The Bard himslelf created and encouraged the lie that Marlowe is the author of his own works. The underhanded strategy served two purposes. Chiefly, it threw Lord Wessex of the scent when he demanded the name of the pwerson who was fucking his wife, Viola de Lesseps. The side benefit was that thereby Bill engineered a situation in which his senior bardly rival stood a real chance of being done in by a jealous husband. I'm surprised Shakespeare never used that real life scenario in any of his plays. Oh, wait...
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My mum wrote Shakespeare. The whole lot...
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Cheese!
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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A voice of reason. Cheese writeens everything!Brian Peacock wrote:Cheese!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Well, bacon is currently leading in the polls. 
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Francis?
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Incorrect. That falls under Danish git:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
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I gotta git me some of that!
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