Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:19 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
PsychoSerenity wrote:All the stuff with genitalia and other body parts seems rather weird to me. All that matters is to love.
Call me old fashioned but personality counts for far more than physical endowment.
I ought to fare better than I do, in that case. I have a very well-read and personable cock. :tea:
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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by laklak » Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:37 am

I would think evolution would favor small penises. Stealth penises. Sneak up on a sleeping woman, shag her and be gone before she even wakes up. That's how I roll, anyway.
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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Sælir » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:10 am

laklak wrote:I would think evolution would favor small penises. Stealth penises. Sneak up on a sleeping woman, shag her and be gone before she even wakes up. That's how I roll, anyway.
Yeah... that's just called rape :?
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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by JimC » Sat Sep 12, 2015 5:04 am

Does breast size matter?

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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Animavore » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:23 am

Not to me. Don't see why it would. It's hardly going to affect anything.
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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Hermit » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:42 am

JimC wrote:Does breast size matter?

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You make it sound as though there was something wrong with that.

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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Sælir » Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:10 pm

JimC wrote:Does breast size matter?

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Well... I suppose it does in a way.
I don't find it appealing if men have huge knockers :tea:

But when it comes to women, no, breast size does not matter. It might matter to some men whether they find the woman appealing but all in all the answer is no.
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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Ian » Sat Sep 12, 2015 5:23 pm

I prefer them smaller. B-cups are the best. C's are good too. And I prefer an A's over D's.

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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Rum » Sat Sep 12, 2015 5:35 pm

I have D cup balls. Does that count somewhere in this debate?

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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:25 am

Sælir wrote:
JimC wrote:Does breast size matter?

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Well... I suppose it does in a way.
I don't find it appealing if men have huge knockers :tea:
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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Sælir » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:13 pm

Rum wrote:I have D cup balls. Does that count somewhere in this debate?

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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:41 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Brian Peacock wrote:
PsychoSerenity wrote:All the stuff with genitalia and other body parts seems rather weird to me. All that matters is to love.
Call me old fashioned but personality counts for far more than physical endowment.
I ought to fare better than I do, in that case. I have a very well-read and personable cock. :tea:
And my doesn't it like to tell us about it. I've always thought it had a rather over-inflated sense of its own standing.

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Re: Why Penis Size Doesn't Matter

Post by JimC » Tue Sep 15, 2015 9:14 pm

:lol:
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