How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by rainbow » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:15 pm

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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:28 pm

You are trying to tempt me into evil doings, Avaunt , servant of Iblis.
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by rainbow » Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:43 am

Not keen on virgins, then?

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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:06 am

Depends... I'd like to do some virgins, I'm just not keen on houris and the stuff supposedly needed to deserve them...
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:34 am

The problem with virgins these days are that they are all likely to be terribly under-aged. That's not a good selling point.
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 08, 2015 10:41 am

better than terribly over aged... The problem is that indeed, any girl of properly doable age will likely have been unvirgined by some over-hormoned up whippersnapper long before you could get to her.
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Hermit » Wed Apr 08, 2015 12:56 pm

What exactly is the attraction to virgins? My preference is for women who have developed great skill in getting and giving pleasure through experience.
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:07 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:The problem with virgins these days are that they are all likely to be terribly under-aged. That's not a good selling point.
...or male. Plenty of male virgins of advanced age out there. It's a cougar paradise!
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:25 pm

Hermit wrote:What exactly is the attraction to virgins? My preference is for women who have developed great skill in getting and giving pleasure through experience.
the thrill of exploring territory where no other man has trod before? enjoying a moment that is absolutely unique?
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