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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 18, 2014 9:57 pm
Azathoth wrote:I think the guy on the beach earlier lifting his shorts to show his arse while motioning towards the toilets may have been a gay
I wouldn't jump to conclusions like that, Aza. Probably just French.

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Azathoth
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by Azathoth » Sun May 18, 2014 10:00 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Azathoth wrote:I think the guy on the beach earlier lifting his shorts to show his arse while motioning towards the toilets may have been a gay
I wouldn't jump to conclusions like that, Aza. Probably just French.


Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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tattuchu
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by tattuchu » Sun May 18, 2014 10:06 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Azathoth wrote:I think the guy on the beach earlier lifting his shorts to show his arse while motioning towards the toilets may have been a gay
I wouldn't jump to conclusions like that, Aza. Probably just French.

Or South Korean
http://www.cracked.com/article_21097_th ... korea.html
"I've had a young man, while sitting on another young man's lap and stroking his inner thigh, disparagingly utter the words, 'Teacher, that's gay.'"
What the fuck's going on over there, FBM?

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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trdsf
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by trdsf » Sun May 18, 2014 11:44 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:trdsf wrote:tattuchu wrote:trdsf wrote:Are you kidding? It took me until I was in my 30s to finally identify
myself as gay, never mind anyone else!

Lucky you. I'm
still trying to figure it out
Speaking of late bloomers, one of my roommates once told me he hadn't started jerking off til he was twenty-one

I asked him why in God's name he waited so long. He wasted a good ten years of his life! He said it had just never occurred to him, and he hadn't any older brothers or friends to show him how

Yeah, I finally came out something like two days after our second wedding anniversary. Needless to say the wife and I separated. And then she moved to San Francisco. I think we got something backwards...

...you mean apart from marrying a woman before finding out if you liked fucking them?
Sorry.

Details, details...
Chalk it up to needing a data point!
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FBM
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by FBM » Mon May 19, 2014 12:20 am
tattuchu wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Azathoth wrote:I think the guy on the beach earlier lifting his shorts to show his arse while motioning towards the toilets may have been a gay
I wouldn't jump to conclusions like that, Aza. Probably just French.

Or South Korean
http://www.cracked.com/article_21097_th ... korea.html
"I've had a young man, while sitting on another young man's lap and stroking his inner thigh, disparagingly utter the words, 'Teacher, that's gay.'"
What the fuck's going on over there, FBM?

Yeah, I see lots of that. Freaked me out there for a while, but then I just got used to it. My first month here, my first Hapkido teacher grabbed my hand once after dinner. We were walking down the sidewalk and his wife was there. At first, I thought there was some sort of emergency. I glanced all around and then realized that he was just holding my hand. Wtf. I couldn't pull it away because that would have been unfriendly. I had to sweat it out. Eventually, though, I let my homophobia go and just took it for what it is, a gesture of friendship. No biggie.
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tattuchu
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by tattuchu » Mon May 19, 2014 2:16 pm
So how do you tell if someone is actually really gay in South Korea?

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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by laklak » Mon May 19, 2014 2:23 pm
Don't know about South Korea, but apparently there aren't any gays in North Korea.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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