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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:10 pm

Tero wrote:Why do we need more than 1 cup bowl and plate? You just rinse it and put it in the dish drainer.
Truly the FBM school of household management...
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:55 pm

Just use disposable stuff. Throw it away after each meal. No cleaning required. :tea:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:01 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:Just use disposable stuff. Throw it away after each meal. No cleaning required. :tea:
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Post by hadespussercats » Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:36 pm

Well, I've heard that men who are primary caretakers of small children have slightly lower testosterone levels, on average, compared with men who do not.

Louis CK talks about that, and I've struggled in vain to find the clip, but it's pretty funny. Something to the effect that "normal" non-kid-having testosterone makes you pimply, rapey, and full of rage, and fatherhood takes the edge off of that just enough that you can be around your family without harming them.

Yeah, I wish I could find his version. Much funnier and truer than that.

At any rate, High T guy probably does have more sex than the other one. But who cares? He's a crazy asshole.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:39 pm

hadespussercats wrote:Well, I've heard that men who are primary caretakers of small children have slightly lower testosterone levels, on average, compared with men who do not.

Louis CK talks about that, and I've struggled in vain to find the clip, but it's pretty funny. Something to the effect that "normal" non-kid-having testosterone makes you pimply, rapey, and full of rage, and fatherhood takes the edge off of that just enough that you can be around your family without harming them.

Yeah, I wish I could find his version. Much funnier and truer than that.

At any rate, High T guy probably does have more sex than the other one. But who cares? He's a crazy asshole.
Besides, devoted dads are sexy. :swoon:
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:49 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:54 pm

Case in point! :tea:
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Case in point! :tea:
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Post by laklak » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:02 pm

bowl. spoon. knife.

'nuff said.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:04 pm

laklak wrote:bowl. spoon. knife.

'nuff said.
And you're ready to perform a home lobotomy!
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:05 pm

Husbands who do housework have less ex-s?

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Post by Svartalf » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:18 pm

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rachelbean wrote:What the fuck is female house work? I didn't realize some chores have vaginas :think:
But people who don't help with housework are cunts...
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Post by laklak » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:22 pm

If I could fuck myself I'd have saved a shitload of money over the years.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:57 pm

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