How to beat your wife - yes really!

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Post by Ayaan » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:45 am

wittywoman » wrote:
Geoff » wrote:Interesting thread...though it would have been better in NSFW :hehe:

My wife prefers one of these, though of course YMMV.

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needs illumination cast on this. the flogger, made in front of me and to my specifications, has 24, 1/2 inch thick tails, made of soft pigskin hide and very light Best used by slowly sweeping across naked body and face, with occasional snaps to increase skin awareness. My Hawk gave me 200 lashes with it, and skin hardly red, it is all in the quality, make up and handling of the tool. But then, Hawk is an expert... :lou:
Nice looking. Quality tools are important, but even good tools are useless if they aren't in the hands of someone who knows how to use them.
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Post by wittywoman » Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:54 am

:sockfuckwit2: absolutely. Dedication, serious thought to safety and ridgid adherance to informed consent, constant respect. Mixed with passion :rb:
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Post by Ayaan » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:07 am

All that goes almost without saying. :levi: (But is never hurts to hear it again.)
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Post by Geoff » Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:25 am

Ayaan » wrote:
wittywoman » wrote:
Geoff » wrote:Interesting thread...though it would have been better in NSFW :hehe:

My wife prefers one of these, though of course YMMV.

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needs illumination cast on this. the flogger, made in front of me and to my specifications, has 24, 1/2 inch thick tails, made of soft pigskin hide and very light Best used by slowly sweeping across naked body and face, with occasional snaps to increase skin awareness. My Hawk gave me 200 lashes with it, and skin hardly red, it is all in the quality, make up and handling of the tool. But then, Hawk is an expert... :lou:
Nice looking. Quality tools are important, but even good tools are useless if they aren't in the hands of someone who knows how to use them.
The pic I posted is just a google image; this is the actual one:
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Post by Tyrannical » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:32 pm

If I recall, even beating my wife at cribbage didn't go over so well :ask:
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Post by Evabot » Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:15 pm

If some fool tried to beat me I would go ape shit on him and rip his heart out with my bare hands. :cheer:
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Evabot » wrote:If some fool tried to beat me I would go ape shit on him and rip his heart out with my bare hands. :cheer:
No you would not , you would smother him with a certain part of your appendage. :drool:
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:15 pm

and I did hope it was some kind of strategy course for checkers, dominoes, or getting make up sex without the pain and risk of a real tiff.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:18 pm

Tyrannical » wrote:I think the funny part is at the end, where he says you should not beat them like animals or children, slapping them left and right.

Not in the face, lightly, and leave no marks. Remarkably progressive this Muslim fellow.
progressive, or just West savvy and afraid of her going to the cops?
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:23 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge » wrote:
JimC » wrote: A dense object with an aerodynamic shape...
...instantly brings to mind a British police constable, for some reason. :ask:
French ones are quite denser, but not aerodynamic at all.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:26 pm

Evabot » wrote:If some fool tried to beat me I would go ape shit on him and rip his heart out with my bare hands. :cheer:
Well, there's a great urge in me to beat you.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:53 pm

Ayaan » wrote:All that goes almost without saying. :levi: (But is never hurts to hear it again.)
It would be kind of missing the point if it never hurt. :hehe:
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I've made those before. :whistle:
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Post by Ayaan » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:55 pm

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Ayaan » wrote:All that goes almost without saying. :levi: (But is never hurts to hear it again.)
It would be kind of missing the point if it never hurt. :hehe:
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